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It seems that Doggie Style Tats on the lower back of women have become the norm. Along with the ubiquitous navel piercing. Is there a comparable male equivalent of this, and if so, let me know.


You mean tramp stamps?


You mean cum targets.


No, that's called a "face".


it's posts like these that make me want to quit this fucking board.


wow, if you're that thin skinned, good fucking riddance.

jeez ficks, it was a simple joke.


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Out of respect for women, i'll refrain from making a PMS joke, no matter how well timed it would at this point in the thread.

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Out of respect for women, i'll refrain from making a PMS joke, no matter how easy and predictable it would be.


and dalen, it's just not that funny anymore. you know i can take a joke, but let's lay off the "women are cum recepticles/targets" theme for a while, huh?

and you guys wonder why there are so few females here.


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well all that laundry and dusting leaves little time for boarding now doesn't it


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fickerson Wrote:
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Out of respect for women, i'll refrain from making a PMS joke, no matter how easy and predictable it would be.


and dalen, it's just not that funny anymore. you know i can take a joke, but let's lay off the "women are cum recepticles/targets" theme for a while, huh?

and you guys wonder why there are so few females here.


easy, predictable, and painfully honest, perhaps?

Shit, deena laughed at the facial joke.

Where are you planning on getting that anchor tattoo?

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and you guys wonder why there are so few females here.


actually they don't.
and if they did, turns out they don't need to be real anyway.


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and you guys wonder why there are so few females here.


actually they don't.
and if they did, turns out they don't need to be real anyway.


guys don't wonder about a lot of things. We kind of just notice overtly obvious things. except for the fucking cluemaster.

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oh yay, i love it when the boys play let's all get defensive and protective of each other. fuck you for trying to condescend my valid argument into PMS.

i don't know deena, but as a woman i feel sorry for her if she truly found that funny.


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oh yay, i love it when the boys play let's all get defensive and protective of each other. fuck you for trying to condescend my valid argument into PMS.

i don't know deena, but as a woman i feel sorry for her if she truly found that funny.


you are easily goaded.

you are also acting PMSy.

Also, any validity to your argument for respect is extremely diminished by your failing to acknowledge another woman's RIGHT in finding humor in something that offends your delicate sensibilities.

So please don't feel sorry for her, feel sorry for your own sad self.

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one more thing, if you've ever used PMS as an excuse for being a bitch (not you fick, any girl) then you forfeit the high road. If you claim you haven't, as a teacher in a subject that is overwhelmingly dominated by females, I call bullshit.

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o.k. one MORE thing. yeah, you have to deal with your "hormones" roughly 1 out of every 4 days of your adult life. Guys have to deal with their hormones about every 8 seconds, PLUS dealing with female insanity.

So get over it.

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Guys have to deal with their hormones about every 8 seconds, PLUS dealing with female insanity.


ain't that the truth.

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well all that laundry and dusting leaves little time for boarding now doesn't it


This made me laugh out loud too. I guess I am a traitor to my gender. Then again, I have been doing a lot of laundry and cleaning . . .


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well all that laundry and dusting leaves little time for boarding now doesn't it


This made me laugh out loud too. I guess I am a traitor to my gender. Then again, I have been doing a lot of laundry and cleaning . . .


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naw, we're in tandem, on our powerbooks.

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o.k. one MORE thing. yeah, you have to deal with your "hormones" roughly 1 out of every 4 days of your adult life. Guys have to deal with their hormones about every 8 seconds, PLUS dealing with female insanity.

So get over it.


Wow Phil, when did you join Spinal Tap?


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o.k. one MORE thing. yeah, you have to deal with your "hormones" roughly 1 out of every 4 days of your adult life. Guys have to deal with their hormones about every 8 seconds, PLUS dealing with female insanity.

So get over it.


Wow Phil, when did you join Spinal Tap?


I'm the new drummer for Tap. About 3 days in now, i guess the last guy got sick or something.

And I'm just citing that one bullshit study where they said that guys have a sexual thought every 3-8 seconds on average. I don't think that's really a possible let alone probable average. Maybe every 10-12 seconds. But seriously, are you gonna go and get your panties in a twist like fickerson now?

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you are also acting PMSy.


Dude, for those of us that got the original joke and didn't mind it, you're not really strengthening your case with this tired song.

*yawn*


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And I'm just citing that one bullshit study where they said that guys have a sexual thought every 3-8 seconds on average. I don't think that's really a possible let alone probable average. Maybe every 10-12 seconds. But seriously, are you gonna go and get your panties in a twist like fickerson now?


Uh...kind of different from PMS...

If the hormones of PMS caused women to think of sex every 10-12 seconds I don't think we'd have a problem here. (not that some of them don't already)


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not all girls with a DST's have STD's
but all girls with STD's have DST's

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The urge to create a "do all women have DSL?" parody thread is strong (but not strong enough yet).

Actually, though, I thought that the title of this thread was the previous, which seemed odd, since (as rparis has assuredly proved) gregrey is an homo.

But, yeah....


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you are also acting PMSy.

Also, any validity to your argument for respect is extremely diminished by your failing to acknowledge another woman's RIGHT in finding humor in something that offends your delicate sensibilities.

So please don't feel sorry for her, feel sorry for your own sad self.


i'm pretty sure i never mentioned anyone's RIGHTS, just my personal opinion on how much it would suck to be that insecure to find it funny. i also wasn't blaming anything on hormones, was i? i didn't want to take it there, phil, you're the one who keeps bringing up the PMS.

but you obviously have no interest in discussing or understanding my point, so i'm out of here.


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i'm pretty sure i never mentioned anyone's RIGHTS, just my personal opinion on how much it would suck to be that insecure to find it funny. i also wasn't blaming anything on hormones, was i? i didn't want to take it there, phil, you're the one who keeps bringing up the PMS.

but you obviously have no interest in discussing or understanding my point, so i'm out of here.


I'm not slamming your s.o. by saying i feel sorry for him for having to deal with your tight assed humorless self. I wouldn't describe deena as being insecure for finding it funny either. Rather, I would describer her as extremely secure. And I'm not blaming your hormones either, i'm just pointing out that your being a raging bitch over this. So go lick your wounds, fume in private, and take it out on your boy, or is he still the ex? You'll be back for more.

And what was your point? Oh yeah, respect. Let's get back to the original point at hand. What off color humor isn't offensive? And what did railing against it get you? All it did was make you look about as sensitive as a two day old zit.

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