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Obnerites are basement dwellers still living with mom, lack social skills, have never touched a real girl (alive), and come here for self worth and validation.

That's my personal favorite.

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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Old Kingfish Lee Wrote:
Obnerites are basement dwellers still living with mom, lack social skills, have never touched a real girl (alive), and come here for self worth and validation.

That's my personal favorite.

hey
i'll move out of here soon

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Blacks:
- don't like water
- can't swim
- are afraid of dogs

Jews:
- are really cheap
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)
- whine a lot

Men:
- know how to build everything

Women:
- are bad drivers (although, I do believe that a lot are)

Blondes:
- dumb (applies to the Polish, too)

Only children:
- spoiled
- are socially awkward
- selfish

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Blacks:
- don't like water
- can't swim


Fortuantely this is true and therefore giving hope to all would-be white atheletes that there is a sport for us.

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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Jews:
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)



HAHAHAHAHA...no.

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Jews:
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)



HAHAHAHAHA...no.


I've never heard this one before... but I'll take it.
And perpetuate it.
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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
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Jews:
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)



HAHAHAHAHA...no.

I don't remember why I believe it to be true, though. To my knowledge, I've never slept with a Jewish guy. It's terrible that I can't remember anymore...

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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a few more:

-black guys love dem white girls
-everyone in jamaica and amsterdam smokes weed
-frat guys have bad taste in everything
-drummers are idiots
-poptodds are lame.

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
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Jews:
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)



HAHAHAHAHA...no.

I don't remember why I believe it to be true, though. To my knowledge, I've never slept with a Jewish guy. It's terrible that I can't remember anymore...


that's it, I'm gonna have to prove you wrong...and enjoy it.

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
red Wrote:
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Jews:
- are hung really well (I believe this to be true)



HAHAHAHAHA...no.

I don't remember why I believe it to be true, though. To my knowledge, I've never slept with a Jewish guy. It's terrible that I can't remember anymore...


that's it, I'm gonna have to prove you wrong...and enjoy it.


Well, I slept with a guy who I thought was Jewish when I first met him and he was hung like a monster, so maybe that's where I got it from.

And black dudes do like white girls... if they're fat and/or have a big ass. Not saying it's true of all black guys, of course, but it's true of a lot of them.

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Black people love taffy.

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Black people love taffy.


and cheetos, funyons and those corn chips that i can't remember the name of... i always call them "feeto lays" because they stink.

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Black people love taffy.


and cheetos, funyons and those corn chips that i can't remember the name of... i always call them "feeto lays" because they stink.


Orange soda, grape soda, and motherfuckin koolaid.

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Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
red Wrote:
Ripple Red Wrote:
Black people love taffy.

and cheetos, funyons and those corn chips that i can't remember the name of... i always call them "feeto lays" because they stink.

Orange drink, purple drank, and motherfuckin koolaid.
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Z Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
red Wrote:
Ripple Red Wrote:
Black people love taffy.

and cheetos, funyons and those corn chips that i can't remember the name of... i always call them "feeto lays" because they stink.

Orange drink, purple drank, and motherfuckin koolaid.

"oooh, gimme summa dat purple stuff!"

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Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
red Wrote:
Ripple Red Wrote:
Black people love taffy.


and cheetos, funyons and those corn chips that i can't remember the name of... i always call them "feeto lays" because they stink.


Orange soda, grape soda, and motherfuckin koolaid.


my in laws must be black. i never knew anyone who drank that shit until christmas 5 years ago. it flowed like fine wine.
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I love ALL stereotypes. They are some funny shit when they're true, some funnier shit when the people being stereotyped gets pissy proving them wrong (dri), even FUNNIER shit when the try to prove them wrong and fail, and funniest when they just give in. Yeah, i'm a smelly dot, and all my family works in the medical industry as doctors and nurses. I like mah food SPIIIICY, my folks used to own not one but THREE dunkin donuts, and i can charm cobras and make them bite people i don't like right on the giblets.

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I like how I made up the thing about black people loving taffy and everyone took it and ran with it.

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Jews:
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- whine a lot


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