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 Post subject: i just opened a pack of mac/cheese and the cheese was brown
PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:51 pm 
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i hate kraft so much. to my eyes, they're by far the most dangerous aspect of the Altria corporate machine, because everything they make is sub-edible masses of sugar and fat and then fat people get all dead and affect my cost of health care. Someone should start a class action.

also it looks like i was supposed to use this box by july '03. still, somehow their fault. the fact that the heavy cream that i tried to use instead of milk (which i don't have) had a lump in it notwithstanding.


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I didn't know people bought that stuff.


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properly done mac and cheese with tuna is both cheap and gratifying.


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Hmm, I thought Philip Morris sold Kraft off, but apparently (according to altria.com), they still own 88.6% of the shares after the 2001 IPO, so I guess not.

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were you all poised to post a reply to me explaining that Altria doesn't own kraft anymore, but then you thought "hey i'd better research this a lil' bit" and then found out that I was on point like WBUR's Tom Ashbrook? BOOYAH.


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i say you got what you deserved (including cancer) by even BUYING boxed mac and chee:

1. You have a job

2. You have a wife. Get her to rattling those pots and pans around to make you some fine homemade mac and chee.

3. Order out from some fake soul food place(see #1)

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Xmas is coming up and I am in complete "don't spend no money that you don't have" mode, so we're down to eating whatever we already have in combinations heretofore unheard of. on purpose.


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I feel you. That's why I make soup all the time--to clean out the fridge/pantry.

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I feel you. That's why I make cup o noodles all the time--to clean out the fridge/pantry.


I'll be damned those things are good.


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my wife just made me crepes

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were you all poised to post a reply to me explaining that Altria doesn't own kraft anymore, but then you thought "hey i'd better research this a lil' bit" and then found out that I was on point like WBUR's Tom Ashbrook? BOOYAH.


Pretty much.

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my wife just made me crepes
jew crepes are the best.


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We call them blintzes.

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Kraft Mac and Chee is a staple of any proper mongering diet.

Cut up a less than 100% beef hot dog in that bugger, you'll fell like 8 Bucks in no time.

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I think it's the Safeway house label that has a killer white cheddar Mac & Cheese--it's whatever chain scooped up the old First National chain.


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i like mac & cheese but kraft sucks so i usually go with annie's.

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there's nothing wrong w/ mac and cheese. i put ketchup on mine and it's great. loog's hot dog idea is also delicious.


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i don't dig on the swine, and that's why i use the tuna instead.


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ketchup on mac n cheese? whoa. never had it, so i can't properly knock it.

the cheese flavored tuna helper (with peas tossed in) is better than mac & cheese.

blintzes are awesome. like, super f'ing awesome.

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ketchup gives it that smack of tang that is so missed

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peas are the scourge of the earth, however.

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peas are the scourge of the earth, however.


They ruin everything.

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Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
Kraft Mac and Chee is a staple of any proper mongering diet.

Cut up a less than 100% beef hot dog in that bugger, you'll fell like 8 Bucks in no time.


fry that doggie up before you toss it in and you'll feel like 10 bucks easy.
i'm convinced that the orange dye in kraft's m&c has kept me preserved all these years and peas wreck everything.

edit: damn, senator. great minds.


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i can't believe people don't like peas. they're pretty harmless.

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