creepy love songs

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:01 am

Don't the Carpenters own this category?

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:02 am

harry nilsson without you
siouxsie and the banshees night shift

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:08 am

crutches of destruction Wrote:

Don't the Carpenters own this category?

We can't go on hurting each other day and night night and day.

The creepiest love songs can be found watching Lawrence Welk reruns on PBS.

Tom Netherton, man.

pinehurst · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:45 am **Posts:** 1526

Faith No More - Underwater Love

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

Hope You Don't Mind - Johnny Dowd

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:16 am

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:18 am

Chappy Wrote:

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Winner.

"I can taste our tender kisses. I can tell you've never been this far before"

That + his permullet combine to make this creepy as fuck

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:21 am

Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:

Chappy Wrote:

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Winner.

"I can taste our tender kisses. I can tell you've never been this far before"

That + his permullet combine to make this creepy as fuck

This song is filled with classic lines:

" don't know what i'm saying
as my trembling fingers touch forbidden places
i only know that i have waited
for so long for the chance that we are taking"

"and you're wondering if tomorrow
i'll still love you like i'm loving you tonight
you have no way of knowing
but tonight will only make me love you more"

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:25 am

The Beatles, "Run For Your Life"

In Cartoon!

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:26 am

Chappy Wrote:

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Also:

"I've Already Loved You in My Mind"

This is anthem of all creepy guys staring at women in the bar.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:26 am

I LOVE Conway Twitty and that song is great. Up there with Afternoon Delight for sheer how the fuck do morally snobbish people like this?

Did I miss Michael Jackson - PYT? Cause that's the first thing I thought of.

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:27 am

DumpJack Wrote:

Chappy Wrote:

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Also:

"I've Already Loved You in My Mind"

This is anthem of all creepy guys staring at women in the bar.

haha. Yeah. I forgot about that one. It's not just creepy dudes in a bar. I am pretty sure every man has had one of those moments at least one time in their life. OPA! included. I am sure he's bent some chap over in his mind before.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:

Chappy Wrote:

Oh. I got it.

Never Been This Far Before - CONWAY FUCKING TWITTY.

Winner.

"I can taste our tender kisses. I can tell you've never been this far before"

That + his permullet combine to make this creepy as fuck

Naw no one can outcreep dowd

Johnny Dowd Wrote:

hope you don't mind

I followed you home from school

I hope you don't mind

I looked in your window last night

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

I got your picture in my wallet

I got your picture on my wall

I got your name tattooed on my arm

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

I'll love you 'til the end of time

'Til rivers, rivers flow upstream

My love for you it is not a whisper

My love is a scream

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:28 am

Old Kingfish Lee Wrote:

I LOVE Conway Twitty and that song is great.

I should also add that I'm a huge Conway fan. Nothing beats 'Hello Darlin'

Leon · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:29 am

Drain you by nirvana

"I don't care what your thinking
unless it's about me

chew your meat for you
pass it back and forth
in our passionate kiss"

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

WINNER!
thanks to everyone who played.

billy g Wrote:

Naw no one can outcreep dowd

Johnny Dowd Wrote:

hope you don't mind

I followed you home from school

I hope you don't mind

I looked in your window last night

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

I got your picture in my wallet

I got your picture on my wall

I got your name tattooed on my arm

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

I'll love you 'til the end of time

'Til rivers, rivers flow upstream

My love for you it is not a whisper

My love is a scream

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:30 am

DumpJack Wrote:

Old Kingfish Lee Wrote:

I LOVE Conway Twitty and that song is great.

I should also add that I'm a huge Conway fan. Nothing beats 'Looziana Woman; Mississippi Man'

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:30 am

I've always found Lou Christie's "Lightnin' Strikes" to be pretty creepy.

It's like a rape song, with him singing about how he can't stop and the female vocals in the chorus singing "Stop!"

Quote:

When I see lips beggin' to be kissed (stop)
I can't stop (stop)
I can't stop myself
(Stop, stop)

If she gives me a sign
That she wants to make time (stop)
I can't stop (stop)
I can't stop myself
(Stop, stop)

If she's put together fine
And she's readin' my mind (stop)
I can't stop (stop)
I can't stop myself
(Stop, stop)

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

nick cave has a few

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:44 am

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

I've always found Lou Christie's "Lightnin' Strikes" to be pretty creepy.

Oh yeah, that reminds me of the Hollies "Stop Stop Stop," which is supposed to be a cute song about a guy overcome by a sexy bellydancer, but comes across more like a borderline psycho repeatedly attacking a stripper.

Quote:

Now she's moving all around the tables
Luring all in sight
But I know that she cannot see me
Hidden by the light

Closer, closer she is getting nearer
Soon she'll be in reach
As I enter into a spotlight
She stands lost for speech

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave

Now I hold her, people are staring
Don't know what to think
And we struggle, knocking over tables
Spilling all the drinks

Can't they understand that I want her
Happens every week
Heavy hand upon my collar
Throws me in the street

I've said it before re: the Hollies' lyrics--once 30 year old men get to their 8th consecutive single about playing hopscotch with their schoolgirl crush, it gets a little creepy.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:47 am

I suppose Barry Manilow singing "come" repeatedly in "Could It Be Magic" creeps a few people out.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

i suppose this would be one of my runners up

Lefty Frizzell Wrote:

G) I LOVE YOU I LL PROVE IT IN DAYS TO (D) COME
I SWEAR ITS TRUE DARLIN YOU'RE THE ONLY (G) ONE
I THINK OF YOU, THE PAST AND ALL I VE (D) DONE
I LOVE YOU, I'LL PROVE IT IN DAYS TO (G) COME

YOU RE MY (D) DARLIN YOU VE BEEN TRUE
I SHOULD (G) HAVE BEEN GOOD TO YOU
YOU RE THE (D) ONE THATS IN MY HEART
WHILE WE RE A (G) PART

SO DARLIN PLEASE WAIT PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I M (D) FREE
THERE LL BE A CHANGE A GREAT CHANGE MADE IN (G) ME
I SWEAR ITS TRUE THERE LL NO MORE BE BLUE (D) DAYS
I LOVE YOU I'LL PROVE IT A THOUSAND (G) WAYS

I'LL BE (D) NICE AND SWEET TO YOU
AND NO (G) MORE WILL YOU BE BLUE
I LL PROVE I (D) LOVE YOU EVERY DAY
ALL KINDS OF (G) WAYS

SO DARLIN PLEASE WAIT PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I M (D) FREE
THERE LL BE A CHANGE A GREAT CHANGE MADE IN (G) ME
I SWEAR ITS TRUE THERE LL NO MORE BE BLUE (D) DAYS
I LOVE YOU I LL PROVE IT A THOUSAND (G) WAYS
I LOVE (D) YOU I LL PROVE IT A THOUSAND (G) WAYS

the lyrics look fairly innocent unless you know the backstory that it was written as an apology to his wife from his jail cell while he was serving 6 months for the statutory rape of a fan during the mid 40's. It actually hit no. 1 on the country charts.

harry · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:42 am

Lou Reed had to make this thread:

This is the place where she lay her head
When she went to bed at night
And this is the place our children were conceived
Candles lit the room brightly at night

And this is the place where she cut her wrists
That odd and fateful night
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling

This is the place where we used to live
I paid for it with love and blood
And these are the boxes that she kept on the shelf
Filled with her poetry and stuff

And this is the room where she took the razor
And cut her wrists that strange and fateful night
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling

I never would have started if Id known
That its end this way
But funny thing, Im not at all sad
That it stopped this way

This is the place where she lay her head
When she went to bed at night
And this is the place our children were conceived
Candles lit the room brightly at night

And this is the place where she cut her wrists
That odd and fateful night
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling
And I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:22 am

Dean Martin - "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"
(Or was it Maurice Chevallier? Yeah, I know... they're easy to confuse :roll:

)

Kingfish · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:06 am

I still don't understand how Michael Jackson is losing with PYT considering the context.

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