oh my god if the first video on that is the same eel thing i saw like two years ago i still haven't recovered. i'm not willing to watch it to find out

no way. pornzio's top notch. no eels.

edit: upon visiting pornzio after posting the above, i was greeted with fish flying out of some girl's cooter/arse. but, go down the page a bit and you'll see handstand anal. you know, if you're into that sort of thing.

(i'm just being crass. it's usually all safe and fun stuff on that site)

Gauge is very, very talented.

Now I'm tempted to go check it out. Bastards.

they had a feature you might be interested in:

NSFW

http://www.papi.com/main.htm?id=toplists&p=clean

lotsa twink action on pornzio.

Oh my...Fantasyfest in Key West looks like fun.

you've never been Opa?

oh my lord. it's just insane.

No I haven't. I never even knew about it. I'll have to check it out.

Looks like this thread is about two posts away from being deleted.

Well if the U.S. government ever bans porn threads, you and I will stand side by side. But to paraphrase ayah (who in turn unwittingly paid homage to Chief Justice John Marshall), We must never forget that it's not a fucking Constitution we're expounding.

My stomach just turned, Dalen.

My parents went a few years ago and when my dad was showing me pictures online before going, the conversation went like this:

Me: Are those clothes... airbrushed?
Dad: Um...
Me: They're naked! You're going to be naked! Oh my god!
Dad: They're not naked, they're airbrushed. Big difference.

We never spoke of fantasyfest again.

That was okay but the best thing I saw on Pornzio was the bukakke phone call to mom.

You don't?

Maybe even start a spinoff site: a poon a day

Well put, shiv. I have to agree. I mean, I lurv pix of n00d hawt chix, but not more than the community we've formed here over the past several years. We've already lost several first-tier boarders in months past, likely (at least in some instances) due to work-related concerns, so I'd rather play it safe and keep our group intact.

Let's handle pr0n the same way we handle file sharing...we have ways of getting stuff to each other without having to jeopardize the board and its populace.

you're a mean one, ms. grinch

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Ban that shit. I changed my avatar last week to make it SFW.

I say keep it just so haq can make a name for himself as the dude who runs a porn board.

seriously, though, if we're working on making this board safe for work, does that mean we're not cursing anymore? Does that mean you idiots wouldn't point out whether or not you'd fuck every possible picture posted at the collective groan of the rest of the posters? Ayah's right, it's a fine line. Should we not post pics with genitals in them? Totally. There's no fucking reason why we should have it on here to begin with. We all do get bored, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna subject you to every shitty magazine article I read, every drive I go on, or every shit I take, just like I expect the courtesy of not seeing what you beat off to. The fact that it can get people fired only further expounds this point. Yeah, it's easy to say "but I don't post from work", but the fact is if nobody posted from work, it'd be four people on here talking about porn all day. This is the internet, and one of like 9 sites where there isn't porn. I think it's pretty safe to say that it's not hard to find if you want it. and if you're too stupid to find porn, IM Dalen, I'm sure he'd have recommendations out the ass (or up it, as the case may be).

So yeah, I say get rid of it. I also say that though I'm sure I'd find a way around it, I'll freak the fuck out if it comes down to us not being able to curse.

how did I not see this thread before today?

I don't think there is any discussion of banning cuss words. However, it is a valid topic to discuss whether or not there could be a common courtesy of keeping the cussing out of thread titles. Same work argument goes there. I don't care if people cuss but it could get me into trouble is all. no biggie. And it can't be that hard to not cuss in a thread title. haha

Yeah curse words is taking it a little bit too far but I'm cool with the no pornography rule.

I heart Ayah.

Me too. She should be appointed sole moderator. I trust in her omnipresent omnipotence.

faggots.

Be nice. I swear, I'm gonna have to put a leash around your neck to keep you from biting anyone. Sheesh.