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in case anyone hasn't seen it. some guy posted a pic of mormon protective garments on his blog

http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/2006/11/mormon_sacred_u.html

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Was this supposed to be a secret or something? I thought everyone knew about "the garment".
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Those look super comfortable.

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I've always wondered what that looked like. Pretty sexy. I wonder if there are any mormon underwear fetishists, besides the obvious one.
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I've never heard of this before. But, when these people are talking to you, and trying to get you to believe that Joseph Smith was just wandering through the woods one day, and the Archangel Gabriel appeared to him, gave him some gold tablets with more commandments on them, WHICH HE LOST, and then they all moved to Illinois, and then they all moved to Utah, and could marry however many times they wanted, hated black people, and could become their own gods in their own universes, wouldn't the final straw that screamed in your ear: "THIS IS A FUCKING CULT" be when they told you that you had to wear SACRED DRAWERS?!?!!!

Also, do BYU football players rock this under their uniforms?

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I believe the garment is worn by married folks.
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I believe the garment is worn by married folks.


I think everyone wears them; everyone after a certain age, I mean. I've only just ever heard them referred to as "temple garments", & I took that to mean that they wear them to Sunday Services as part of a purification ritual.
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crutches of destruction Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
I believe the garment is worn by married folks.


I think everyone wears them; everyone after a certain age, I mean. I've only just ever heard them referred to as "temple garments", & I took that to mean that they wear them to Sunday Services as part of a purification ritual.


I didn't know about the garments til recently too... a friend of mine works at Nordstrom, and he sees the teenage girls come in with their low rise jeans and cropped tops on, and yes, the garment is in full view.
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crutches of destruction Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
I believe the garment is worn by married folks.


I think everyone wears them; everyone after a certain age, I mean. I've only just ever heard them referred to as "temple garments", & I took that to mean that they wear them to Sunday Services as part of a purification ritual.


I didn't know about the garments til recently too... a friend of mine works at Nordstrom, and he sees the teenage girls come in with their low rise jeans and cropped tops on, and yes, the garment is in full view.


Oh. Right. Oregon. They have a Mormon Infestation, too.

The whole west, from the far side of KS & NE to the Pacific.
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its trampoline central out here

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those are the unsexiest pieces of clothing i've seen in some time.

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its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.

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Also, do BYU football players rock this under their uniforms?


Only those Samoan ones.

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Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.


a lot of mormon families have trampolines. its a streotype but it has a lot of truth from the mormons ive known

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rparis74 Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
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its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.


a lot of mormon families have trampolines. its a streotype but it has a lot of truth from the mormons ive known

never thought of that...but yeah, my ex-gf's aunt who married a mormon...they got dat trampoline. and 6 kids.

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rparis74 Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.


a lot of mormon families have trampolines. its a streotype but it has a lot of truth from the mormons ive known


Why, though? Why do they own tramps?
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Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.


I was picturing those enormous undies stretched out.

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the mormon guy who works in the cube next to mine went running one day at lunch. that afternoon, his secret panties were hung up over the back of a chair in his cube to dry out. no lie.

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the mormon guy who works in the cube next to mine went running one day at lunch. that afternoon, his secret panties were hung up over the back of a chair in his cube to dry out. no lie.


They're manties, gulldarnit.
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crutches of destruction Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR, Dogpuncher Wrote:
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its trampoline central out here


I will admit to not getting this.


a lot of mormon families have trampolines. its a streotype but it has a lot of truth from the mormons ive known


Why, though? Why do they own tramps?


good clean family fun? plus i know they are into physical fitness.

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I have known / know three mormon families, none with trampolines. Horses, yes.

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