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 Post subject: NMR: WTF News Story: Gator Attacks a Naked Crackhead
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:42 pm 
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http://wcco.com/topstories/topstories_s ... 14652.html

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i saw this on bbc news this morning. what a great story.
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Ultimate Irony: That guy's last name is also the name for the test they give babies at the time of birth to see if they're retarded.

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 Post subject: mclusky makes everything better.
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AWESOME. I read that story while listening to a live version of "To Hell With Good Intentions".

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i know the feeling
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sometimes i just want to take
a leisurely 4am stroll through the swamp
and do a little bit of crack
...
maybe take of my clothes

but
you never really expect anything big like this to happen

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Ultimate Irony: That guy's last name is also the name for the test they give babies at the time of birth to see if they're retarded.


that's fucking awesome


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that some babies are retarded and we make them take tests

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catswilleatyou Wrote:
FT Wrote:
Ultimate Irony: That guy's last name is also the name for the test they give babies at the time of birth to see if they're retarded.


that's fucking awesome


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that some babies are retarded and we make them take tests


"YOU DO THIS TEST, BABY! DON'T BE RETARDED!"

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apgar_score

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You couldn't have posted this BEFORE we cut the Podblast??!!??????!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jesus, that's the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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This is the greatest non-Onion story ever.

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The news gods have smiled upon me today...

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The alligator believed to have bitten the man was caught at about 1 p.m., roughly seven hours after Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission trappers set out bait. Though there's no way to be certain it's the right one, the animal caught was aggressive and found near the attack site.



All they had to do was check the gators blood for the crack for cryin' out loud.

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I can't believe humans risked their lives to save that pond scum.

And Ap-GAR???

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