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just in case anyone hasn't seen this--funny as shit. . .

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_02/10_02_bar_signs.htm

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"We will soar like drunken eagles."

fucking hilarious.

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as funny today as it was when it was first published. I've used the "sail away to blackout island" one before.
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I like this one:

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i liked this one

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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I thought about buying the poster but that would seem too 'yah dood'.

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adolf hipster Wrote:
I thought about buying the poster but that would seem too 'yah dood'.


Ditto. I mean, where the fuck would I put it... my treehouse? But holy shit is it funny.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
adolf hipster Wrote:
I thought about buying the poster but that would seem too 'yah dood'.


Ditto. I mean, where the fuck would I put it... my treehouse? But holy shit is it funny.


yeah I think crack has the best idea of actually using them at bars.

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Oh my god I would laugh, if I'd seen those first on the wall at a bar. Or maybe each cell blown up and framed individually, sprinkled throughout the bar.

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oh wait, using the lines at bars. though your way would be pretty cool, especially blown up.

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adolf hipster Wrote:
oh wait, using the lines at bars. though your way would be pretty cool, especially blown up.


Or in coaster form.
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i liked this one

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hahaha! yeah, best one.
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adolf hipster Wrote:
oh wait, using the lines at bars. though your way would be pretty cool, especially blown up.


Or in coaster form.


much better idea.

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