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... and a woodsman and a younger guy and a petite woman and, like, a dog and a cat.

I picked Laura up at her house tonight and dropped her off in the middle of the woods. Kind of like something you'd do if an unwanted house cat needed to be "taken care of".

We were greeted by said petite woman and the woodsman. It was outside, dark and he showed us his palm. At first it looked as though he was showing us an open wound, but we later found out the petite woman had put some sort of tar on a splinter.

The house was at the end of a dirt road, up a hill and Laura was in full-on horror movie mode. I gave her my pocket knife.

All of this shifting for a new job. Congrats, lady!

You gotta reply so I know you're still alive.

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This makes a lot of sense.


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That was my goal.

In short, Laura is without car at the moment and recently secured herself a new job a bit of a distance from her house, so until she can drive again she's renting a room in a house near work.

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She back out towards Framingham again, or something altogether diff'rent?

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Totally different. She's in the Berkshire Hills of Mass. (aka: Bumf*ck, Ma.) But working at this really cool dance school.

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Ohh, yeah, the "Surpise Mountains." As in, you're driving through what you think will be flat country, coming back from upstate NY, and you round a corner, and holy shit there's a mountain range. I had a tasty ice cream drumstick sitting on the bike at a gas station in North Adams.

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The dirt road this house was up actually had speed bumps. I can't imagine there was a speeding problem with the, maybe, five cars traveling that road daily, but I was horrified to find out there was cell service and high speed internet up there. Goddamn Jacksonville...

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If you talk to her, tell her that I want her to be my bride.


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If you talk to her, tell her that I want her to be my bride.


Best. shotgun wedding. ever.

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Back off bitch. That's my shit.

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Back off bitch. That's my shit.


Sorry fellas. She's mine. Big date on Saturday.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Back off bitch. That's my shit.


Oh no you din't!

Besides, stick to your own kind.


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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If you talk to her, tell her that I want her to be my bride.


Back off bitch. That's my shit.


Sorry fellas. She's mine. Big date on Saturday.


Oh geez...you too?

Isn't anyone hetero anymore?


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You're a bottom, Opa, so you'd be the bride.


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OPA! Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
OPA! Wrote:
If you talk to her, tell her that I want her to be my bride.


Back off bitch. That's my shit.


Sorry fellas. She's mine. Big date on Saturday.


Oh geez...you too?

Isn't anyone hetero anymore?


All I'm sayin' is, you ask her who she'd choose.

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ayah Wrote:
i am alive.


Quick, choose.

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*Bated breath*

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