So I'm friends with this girl, or was. She's prone to blowing up minor problems into ridiculous situations and she has the patience of a fly. So she flipped out on me a few weeks ago and I bitched her out about it and she refused to talk to me for a couple days. She's got a couple of my dvd's, cd's and my old mountain bike but is refusing to give them back, like she's holding them hostage over our friendship or something. Everytime I ask for them back, she claims I'm being all "aggro" and says she can't talk to me in that state, which of course is what get me even angrier. Also, I deleted her from Myspace and a couple of days later she tried to add me twice but I denied her, which I guess sent the message that I was serious about not wanting to remain friends with her. It's driving me up a fucking wall and I have no idea what to do about it.

Donkey Punch?

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?


Just get a friend to head over to her place and steal your stuff back.

Seriously...i'd pretend like you're friends again, get your stuff back and then tell her to f off. it may take time but you'll likely get your stuff.


Would calling the cops even be an option (would you have to provide proof of ownership)?

I don't think calling the cops would work. I probably can't actually prove any of the stuff is mine, outside of the bike.

I might be able to talk her friend into getting the stuff for me.

This thread should be titled Married Men (this means you Loog) read this

I so don't miss all that BS...Truth: you're relatively screwed, b/c I'll bet that at some point if you go and get your stuff then later, when you least expect--she'll be right there--- at 1 am, next to the hottest girl that ever gave you the time of day, and

COCK BLOCK YOUR ASS INTO NEXT MONTH

better start new thread called send me money, bike stolen

you gotta do what my friend did once when his ex stole a bunch of his cds and would not give 'em back. he went in her dorm room and took all of her cds.

It's time to take the bitch to small claims court.

You are fucking kidding me, right? Are you guys in grade school?

Jesus.

thanks for the help, fucktard.

you didn't mention her level of intellegence, but if it is below average, have a lawyer friend write some bullshit on letterhead. that's how i solve all problems. i even have a friend who would enjoy doing for you if you'd like.

Pay some other chick to get in a fight with her?

(And by fight, I mean have hot lesbian with each other, and then join in...when you're doen, make sure they keep at it, and grab all your stuff and run out)

(Gotdamn I should be a pr0n writer)

that would be awesome.

seriously, this is the only stress in my life right now. maybe i'll just b&e into her apartment on friday while she's at work.

i'd shake the shit outta the bitch.

Have a talk. Make it ambiguous, as to "the future is open."

Get your shit.

Become unambiguous again.

i tried to talk to her the other night on aim after having no contact for like a week and she proceeded to insult me and then told me to lose her number.

This whole mess is starting to sound like Charli's & Spade Kitty's relationship from a few years ago.

Well I never screwed her. Thank god.

Neither did Spade Kitty apparently.

Other way around?

I take it this isn't the same girl that inspired the booty call thread a week or so ago.

i just found the receipt for my bike. i'm gonna head over there tomorrow night and if she doesn't give me the stuff i'll show her the receipt and tell her i'm calling the cops and report that my bike was stolen and i know who has it.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. NO MATTER HOW DESPERATE. AVOID.

This would be my approach. Whether it's correct or not is a different story.

Don't mention it.

You'll be fine.