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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:20 pm 
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Dri and Damen, if you read this and guess who my Bad Santa is -- MUM'S THE WORD!!!

For the past five years, my friends have thrown a Bad Santa party. The theme? Exchange a $15 gift that is thought to be offensive or bad taste. It's always fun to open these gifts and check out as to what sort of thought went into it. I've been the lucky recipient of four boxes of enemas and a lovely collection of gay, black porn.

This year, I have a friend who's into travelling, surfing, lives by the beach and works in the entertainment industry. Initial thought -- where do I buy stingray tails with warning stickers on 'em? Probably unlikely I'll find any...but, if you guys have any gift suggestions, let's hear 'em!


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I've been the lucky recipient of four boxes of enemas and a lovely collection of gay, black porn.


Let me be the first to say "Paging OPA!"

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I conveniently left those gifts at the party. Somehow, I don't think those would be considered "bad" gifts for Opa.


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Sharps containers for his collection of syringes that have washed on-shore.

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Hmmm...syringes. Oddly enough, I do have several boxes of them.


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I'm gonna try to make it. Bad Santa is always one of my favorite parties (once I actually find parking & get inside the party) :lol:

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hefty bags, cement, and rope to dispose of the bodies in the ocean

massive hand shaped dildos

southeast asia sex tour pack - maps, chloroform, penicillin, condoms, knife, law firm contact numbers, US consulate information, fake id

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southeast asia sex tour pack - maps, chloroform, penicillin, condoms, knife, law firm contact numbers, US consulate information, fake id

Oh shit...ACE idea!!


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rparis74 Wrote:
southeast asia sex tour pack - maps, chloroform, penicillin, condoms, knife, law firm contact numbers, US consulate information, fake id

Oh shit...ACE idea!!


that's actually a GOOD one because he refuses to date asians... lol.

don't do the surfing thing cuz i did that last year since he was my bad santa. remember what i got him last yr, t? i made him a "how to survive a shark attack" kit since he was going to australia. it was pretty fucking awesome.

one of my favorite parties of the year and i can't fucking wait.

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rparis74 Wrote:
southeast asia sex tour pack - maps, chloroform, penicillin, condoms, knife, law firm contact numbers, US consulate information, fake id

Oh shit...ACE idea!!


that's actually a GOOD one because he refuses to date asians... lol.

don't do the surfing thing cuz i did that last year since he was my bad santa. remember what i got him last yr, t? i made him a "how to survive a shark attack" kit since he was going to australia. it was pretty fucking awesome.

one of my favorite parties of the year and i can't fucking wait.

I didn't go to last year's party due to my mom being in the hospital. I had completely forgotten he was your Bad Santa last year and totally remember you mentioning the shark attack giftie! Ok...'no' on surfing ideas, but yay on Southeast Asia Sex Tour. Do you think I can get opiates for fifteen bucks?


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Aural Fixation Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
southeast asia sex tour pack - maps, chloroform, penicillin, condoms, knife, law firm contact numbers, US consulate information, fake id

Oh shit...ACE idea!!


Throw in a Gary Glitter CD, while you're at it.

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You beat me to the Gary Glitter joke. I was going to say something about a pedophile book, but that might be in too bad of taste.


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i beat the shit out of some kids today... but it was for a purpose

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You beat me to the Gary Glitter joke. I was going to say something about a pedophile book, but that might be in too bad of taste.


Pete Townshend's laptop?

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i beat the shit out of some kids today... but it was for a purpose


Did you get your package back?

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Oh & by the way Tania I still haven't put the gift you got me to use :lol:

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Oh & by the way Tania I still haven't put the gift you got me to use :lol:

I'm still proud of myself for that idea!


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I'm having a blast creating this shit!! Just created a prescription label for penicillin:

TAKE 2 PILLS AFTER EVERY PEE AND CALL YOUR STREET PHARMACIST IF SYMPTOMS PERSIST.

FOR FAST RELIEF FROM BURNING SENSATION WHILE URINATING, SCABIES, GENITAL WARTS, PUBIC LICE AND THE STRESS OF GARY GLITTER-ITIS

Have compiled an "official" US Embassy / Consulates guide for Vietnam and Thailand. Motto for my tour group? "Me love you long time." Gonna create a nice lil' folder for the...erm..."tour packet" and include a pamphlet for opiate den hangouts and massage parlors.

The fake ID came out pretty good.

I wonder if Amoeba has any clearance CDs of Gary Glitter's crap?


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very nice. i like.

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