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Wait...since when did Chris become a teetotaler?


Since April.

What da...?! Really? Why? Which step are you on? Cuz I don't think you've asked for my forgiveness yet.


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rparis74 wedding advice

1. carry some kind of sweat rag - it gets awfully hot for big guys in those tuxedos up on that stage.

2. at the reception - if you want to get a chance to actually eat or drink anything - try to find an isolated spot or you will never get a chance

3. on the romance tip, start working in talk of da buttsex early. wedding night is a good place to start

4. dont look at any of the bridesmaids' cleavage directly or for more than 1 second

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rparis74 wedding advice

1. carry some kind of sweat rag - it gets awfully hot for big guys in those tuxedos up on that stage. -- check, although, the white pants and jacket w/tails will make it a little better. Though the American Flag motif cummerbund may make it hot around my gut.

2. at the reception - if you want to get a chance to actually eat or drink anything - try to find an isolated spot or you will never get a chance -- I will just talk with my mouth full and fly open

3. on the romance tip, start working in talk of da buttsex early. wedding night is a good place to start -- Dexter does my dirty work

4. dont look at any of the bridesmaids' cleavage directly or for more than 1 second -- Even my sister's?

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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congrats - dave-o!

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Congratulations, man!

Yeah, this is sooner than I thought it would be. Mine's still 6 months off.


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It's slowly dawning on me what these poor eyes are going to witness in a few short hours.

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congrats, dave!

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thanks for the invite, fuckenstein

Seriously, though, best wishes to you and FEMGAR. The reception really should be webcast live, but I guess we'll just have to wait for Bloor's post-game recap on the next PodBlast...

LITTLE-KNOWN FACT:

Carnie Wilson's failed lap band is serving as LooGAR's wedding ring.

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Congratulations, man!

Yeah, this is sooner than I thought it would be. Mine's still 6 months off.


It goes by fast, and then in the last week or 2 it D R A G SSSSSSS...

Can't wait. Everyone is gone tonite. I am going to crank some music, pack, write some note cards to folks, and generally get fucking hammered.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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Stylin' Dave, you dog.

Congratulations, have fun and good luck and such!

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The reception really should be webcast live, but I guess we'll just have to wait for Bloor's post-game recap on the next PodBlast...


If not for the disapproving eyes of FemBloor, I would probably try and pull off a live webcast.

Although chances ARE good for a PodBlast to come out of this thing.

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Yeah, I don't know how well that would go over amongst FemGAR's family.

Also, just for edification purposes, I gets the job done, bitches. Top 20:
1. T.I. - King
2. The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth
3. Lucero - Rebels, Rogues and Sworn Brothers
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. Drive By Truckers - A Blessing and A Curse
6. My Morning Jacket -- OKONOKOS
7. Jerry Lee Lewis and the Gang Rape All Stars
8. Jay - Z - Kingdom Come
9. La Rocca
10. Band of Horses - Everything All the Time
11. The Format - Dog Problems
12. Girl Talk - Night Ripper
13. Solomon Burke - Nashville
14. Willie Nile -- Streets of New York
15. Willie Nelson - You Don't KNow Me: The Songs of Cindy Walker
16. Bobby Bare, Jr. -- The Longest Meow
17. Neil Young and Crazy Horse -- Live at the Fillmore, 1970
18. Dirty Pretty Things
19. Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers
20. Beach House.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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I was just thinking this morning that Saturday is THE DAY.

(note to self: less time on Obner wouldn't hurt)

Congrats to you, condolences to FEMGAR. :wink:

Do it up right, nigga.

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can you get the person doing the service to say

"I now pronounce you gar & femgar...you may now get sloppy on each other"

Congrats Sir.

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Congrats Loogar---drink a nice bottle tonight.


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Congrats. Don't try to suplex anyone on your wedding night like I did. Bad times. Bad times.

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Congratulations, senor.

Don't let people dance to the Chicken Dance, The Electric Slide, Celebrate, or any other songs that could be considered "less than indie". :)


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Congrats. Don't try to suplex anyone on your wedding night like I did. Bad times. Bad times.


I'm a groomsman, and there's a good chance I'll slap a figure-four on someone at some point

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best wishes to you both, mang!...I have a feeling the speeches are gonna be top-shelf stuff, at least on your side


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Yail Bloor Wrote:
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Congrats. Don't try to suplex anyone on your wedding night like I did. Bad times. Bad times.


I'm a groomsman, and there's a good chance I'll slap a figure-four on someone at some point


I will feel cheated if you and Ze Doktor don't wind up in at LEAST a heated argument / storm-off, if not actual punches.

And does his handler have to buy a plane ticket too, since they stick him in a crate in the cargo hold anyway?

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New strings on the guitar.....check
Fine new shoes packed.......check
iPod filled with horrible shit........check
Buzz on right now......checkg

Oh it's fucking ON!


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I got my "does anyone have any objections" speach allll planned out.

"Once (sniffle sniffle) ... in college... god this is so embarassing, but FemGAR you have to know - I got drunk at a party at Dave's, and passed out on his couch, and when I woke up he was trying to blow me. Oh god it was horrible."

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WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?! I have to get up @ 4am to catch a fucking plane!

Good night and good luck!


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17. Neil Young and Crazy Horse -- Live at the Fillmore, 1970

nice

Best wishes for a lifetime of marital adventure

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the 48 hrs leading up to my wedding this summer were horrendous...hopefully yours will be better....i never ran so many errands in my life.

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