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OPA!
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Meaning you did? Or that you finally completely gave up on him?

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So far, this thread does not deliver.
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Aural Fixation Wrote:
So far, this thread does not deliver.


Sorry to disappoint.

Long story short...the Mormon called to wish me a happy birthday.
He offered to take me out.
I said, "No, I have a date." (LIE!)
He said, "What are you doing afterwards?"

He came over, we fooled around, and once again...he got cold feet just when we're about to fuck.

He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.

I cursed him out. He left.

End of story.
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He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.


Somehow this needs to be a campaign slogan
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Dead Bees On A Fruitcake Wrote:
OPA! Wrote:
He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.


Somehow this needs to be a campaign slogan


Mitt Romney!

I'll take care of you tonight Chris. :lol:

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I'm surprised you didnt cut him up.

You fags and your crimes of passion... :twisted:

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Ah how the line of permissibility blurs when our very lives are porn.
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Sounds like a job for Dan Savage.
Write the man a letter.

His take could be monstorously entertaining.

EDIT: And isn't he in NYC? Maybe you'll get a date out of it?

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OPA! Wrote:
He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.


Does that mean he bites it after three licks?

If that's the case you're probably better off without him.

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OPA! Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
So far, this thread does not deliver.


Sorry to disappoint.

Long story short...the Mormon called to wish me a happy birthday.
He offered to take me out.
I said, "No, I have a date." (LIE!)
He said, "What are you doing afterwards?"

He came over, we fooled around, and once again...he got cold feet just when we're about to fuck.

He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.

I cursed him out. He left.

End of story.


Well, you certainly live up to the rumours that people born under your astrological sign are blantantly honest. :wink:

(sorry to hear about this. I was just about to write "that sucks"... but decide up, um no. and on your birthday too. what a little jerk.)
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
OPA! Wrote:
He can suck a dick like a tootsie pop but god forbid he stick his dick in my ass.


Does that mean he bites it after three licks?

If that's the case you're probably better off without him.


good point.
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I'm surprised you didnt cut him up.

You fags and your crimes of passion... :twisted:


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I'm not sure this thread is covered in the Doctrine and Covenants or the Pearl of Great Price.
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Opa, I'll take care of this...

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i haven't heard of that

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this thread is a little blue for me

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Aural Fixation Wrote:
So far, this thread does not deliver.


...and then all of a sudden.....WHAM!
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So you get a blow job and then he leaves? And you have a problem with that? I'll never understand you gay people.

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yeah no kidding
i would take a blowjob over sex any day

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I laughed out loud because of timmy's post.

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i haven't heard of that

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Elvis Fu
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yeah no kidding
i would take a blowjob over sex any day


Especially if I'm on the "Taking It In The Can" end of things.

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