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Aural Fixation
 Post subject: .... needs...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:01 pm 
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I received this via MySpace and thought it funny enough to see what sort of responses you kids get.

Instructions: Go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use), type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Copy and paste the description of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave")

Here's mine:

Tania needs a brain so she goes off to one of those dudes that her dad always bought bodies off of and he offers to procure one for her if she'll let him jump her bones.

Your turn!
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Eric needs Cable Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com.


Lame!

Second hit was better.

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Wow.

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Chris needs to kick the ass of the dude who wrote, 'he needed to be fucked in the ass'!!!
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huh.

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Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. Although he admits that his tummy sticks out a bit, he doesn't agree that he has become too fat. He thinks that the reason why he is now having trouble squeezing through the cat flap is because it has become smaller.

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Cotton needs from 15 to 25 pounds of sulfur per acre for optimum lint production under most circumstances.
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First one (other than a blog post talking about this very game):
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Why Dirty David needs a wash - or at least a dry clean


This one is a bit more apt:
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David Really Needs a Date


And of course:
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David needs to be recognized for how he is such a brilliant, funny, witty, attractive, rugged yet sensitive individual and that the world would completely and utterly suck without him.


Okay, I made that last one up.

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greezy needs a ghostwriter

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Bahaha...

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Kevin Needs Your Money. Kevin from Wizbang has been selected to be an official RNC blogger. However, that takes money. Plane fare, hotel, expensive meals, ...
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Andy needs no help...


Very true. I can do it myself thank you very fucking much.

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 Post subject: Re: .... needs...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:49 pm 
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Didn't work as well for me I guess. But my name is technically Chris, so I suppose I could borrow OPA!'s.

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Top 6 Items Every First Aid Kit Needs. ... There's no case, no extras, just the most common or important needs every first aid kit should be able to handle.
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Joe needs your help to find his broccoli!


I think we are all aware of what broccoli is a euphemism for.
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elephantstone Wrote:
huh.

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Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. Although he admits that his tummy sticks out a bit, he doesn't agree that he has become too fat. He thinks that the reason why he is now having trouble squeezing through the cat flap is because it has become smaller.

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a few of the things that came up

Rodney needs a holiday
Rodney needs a better ranking than "kick ass"
Rodney needs a christmas miracle
Rodney needs a short lesson in tacticts or to be sent to Siberia
Rodney needs a gang!
Rodney needs to leave the show
Rodney needs our help
Rodney needs to find something to sell, give away, throw out or burn

and the best

Rodney needs a picture of his prick for a female domme he's met on a kinky contact web site

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1.Disco Stu (not shit, this was the first entry)
Stu needs to become one with himself, and express his inner feelings in a way ... Stu, however, does advertise. He runs several businesses, and therefore ...
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Tanner needs a wife in 3 days to keep the Courts from taking his nieces and nephews from him.

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Matt needs prayers, and help and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow or a little fairy dust now and then, lets see if we cant help with some of those things,

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These are hilarious!
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Rodney needs to leave the show


Yeah, I agree with this one.

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Mine is lame:

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Harley needs a home.



But this one's better:

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just like an Australian cattle dog a Harley needs to be brought home in the back of a truck at the end of the day.
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south pacific Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
Rodney needs to leave the show


Yeah, I agree with this one.


BEARS!!

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Stacey needs someone she can rely on

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Mine is best. And so true!

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mutty needs "the adult talk".
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wasn't so interesting with my real name but, um....


"Polly needs a cock"
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