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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: Plumbers
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Any chance I DON'T get raped by these guys.

Not like in the "you owe me $2K" sense of the word, I mean the physical act of making hate.

I'm scared, and I am glad FemGAR is at work.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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If you'd quit makin' eyes at them, they'd probably leave you alone.


But you won't.

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You could always call my sister's husband -- he's a plumber. Of course, you'll have to fly him out to Alabama. Oh wait, nevermind, he's afraid of flying.
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they show you their asscracks to get you in the mood

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Senator LooGAR
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You could always call my sister's husband -- he's a plumber. Of course, you'll have to fly him out to Alabama. Oh wait, nevermind, he's being arraigned on sexual assault charges today.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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red
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My uncle's a plumber and he doesn't rape. You want I should send him down there to help you out?

And you're almost seven feet tall. You can take it.

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Senator LooGAR
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My uncle's a plumber and he LOVES rape. You want I should send him down there to help you out?


NO thanks

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
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red
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What other professions are rapers?

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A Northern Soul
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pirates?
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Dentists?

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What other professions are rapers?


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Who's gonna [rape] me? I'm a monster.

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red
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ft, you bastard.

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The bro-in-law may look like a terrorist but he's not a rapist. In fact, he ain't gettin' any these days.

I've said too much already.
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ft, you bastard.


suck it, trebek

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Senator LooGAR
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Well, they didn't take my manhood, but Christmas is cancelled. CHRISTFUCK.

I am going to go to house of the dude who installed this "sprinkler system" and beat him to death with the piece of corroded pipe that this dude just replaced.

Dipshit who owned the house before the people we bought it from and his rere son in law used GAS PIPING instead of galvanized, or even copper or PVC. And I get stuck holding the bag.

MOTHERFUCK

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
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Sen. Dat Married LooGAR Wrote:
Well, they didn't take my manhood, but Christmas is cancelled. CHRISTFUCK.

I am going to go to house of the dude who installed this "sprinkler system" and beat him to death with the piece of corroded pipe that this dude just replaced.

Dipshit who owned the house before the people we bought it from and his rere son in law used GAS PIPING instead of galvanized, or even copper or PVC. And I get stuck holding the bag.

MOTHERFUCK


Griping about contractors... you're officially old and need to shoot yourself.
NOW.

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Hope you took the advice from The Graduate and went with PVC- "Plastics."
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Ohhh ho ho... homeowners.

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ayah
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i have been begging young son to become a plumber, electrician or auto mechanic. something i could USE. he announced earlier this week that he wants to attend cal tech or mit.
where did i go wrong?
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How are you going to get raped when he doesn't even have to enter the house?

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How are you going to get raped when he doesn't even have to enter the house?


Plumber tries the 'ol "hey can I use your phone?"

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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i have been begging young son to become a plumber, electrician or auto mechanic. something i could USE. he announced earlier this week that he wants to attend cal tech or mit.
where did i go wrong?


If I had built up any clout with him, I coulda given him the "electricians are cool" speech, but alas. Meanwhile you better start saving, just incase he gets in.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
How are you going to get raped when he doesn't even have to enter the house?


Plumber tries the 'ol "hey can I use your phone?"


Then ol' Gar should just man up and replace the coffee can behind the shed himself.

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