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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:43 pm 
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for my work...they made me say
"happy kwanzaa"
about 8 seconds in
im the gay looking beardo with bad posture

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/r ... oliday.flv

this is aired as a cross channel ad
cnn, espn, usa, tbs, hgtv, and a couple others
but only if you live in my city and you don't

so i bring it to you via the internet

jesus christ a bunch of fatties work here

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:45 pm 
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Slouch much?

This is too funny. Was there no way you could have told them NO?
Did you get to pick your own holiday to pimp?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:50 pm 
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i had to say each holiday and they just cut it all up later

i said "festivus for the restofus" but they didn't want to use it

i probably could have totally refused
but the camera guy is also my friend
and i realize its a pain in his ass to get people to do this
so i decided what the fuck

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:52 pm 
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what does your company do?


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we're an independent cable tv, internet, phone provider
and we have a television channel

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Still rockin' the C. Everett Koop, eh, Matt?

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nice edit


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Still rockin' the C. Everett Koop, eh, Matt?


i checked wikipedia cause i didnt know what/who the f you're talkin about
you saying i look like that dude?

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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
nice edit

wait
wha happened?

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couldnt you at least pay a black dude to come in and say happy kwanzaa


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catswilleatbabyjesus Wrote:
timmyjoe42 Wrote:
nice edit

wait
wha happened?


Bob asked what your company does.


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catswilleatbabyjesus Wrote:
FT Wrote:
Still rockin' the C. Everett Koop, eh, Matt?


i checked wikipedia cause i didnt know what/who the f you're talkin about
you saying i look like that dude?


It's just that whole Captain Ahab/Amish Barnraiser beard you're rolling with. Koop was also famous for the moustacheless look.

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couldnt you at least pay a black dude to come in and say happy kwanzaa


wait

kwanzaa is the black holiday?

ug
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there is one actual black part-time employee here
i think he was probably off during the shoot

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are you amish?


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robotboy Wrote:
couldnt you at least pay a black dude to come in and say happy kwanzaa




:lol:


It's Minnesota. Besides Prince, are there even any black dudes living there?

edit: I stand corrected. There's apparently two of them now in the whole state.

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You're a pasty lot. :)


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catswilleatbabyjesus Wrote:
there is one actual black part-time employee here
i think he was probably late for work on the day of the shoot


See what I did there?

As Lt. Dangle explained it, on season 2 of Reno: 911, "C.P.T."


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lol! nice lisp faggot.

i keed ;)


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mutty Wrote:
This is too funny.


No shit. You look miserable dude.

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Hey Fucktard,
while you're at it,
why don't you post the link to the video where you play the patient
in that digital rectal public awareness spot?

And by Fucktard, I mean DicksWillSuckYou


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The Cluemaster... has an amish beard. My world is crumbling.

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You can totally tell you're laughing while saying it too. Beautiful.


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I don't mean to top you, but there is no gayer commercial for a workplace than this one.

This is where I work. Please kill me.




No, I'm not in the commercial.


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