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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:30 pm 
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- Listen To Klezmer music



What's so wrong with Klezmer music, huh? I've been down with the "happy little jewish dance" stuff back in 7th grade...

I can't believe that everyone's going "I'll never have sex with a dude, dude" all over this board (which, I agree, reeks of Homophobia), but also that no one is standing up for the Klezmer...

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FYI:

Klezmer is a Yiddish term for musician and refers primarily to a tradition of Jewish folk music with deep German and Eastern European roots. Two of the most important instruments in this tradition are the violin and the clarinet. Today klezmer music is not just practiced in Eastern Europe but is also practiced in the United States, where it has influenced American popular song. Klezmer music in the United States has influenced the early development of American popular song through Yiddish folk musicians who participated in vaudeville. More recently, Yiddish folk music has influenced Broadway musicals like Fiddler on the Roof.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:02 pm 
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Nunca hare estas cosas....

- Receive anal pleasure/sex/stimulation from a man (but, ladies, I hope you have long fingers, or don't mind strapping on!).

- Shave my body-hair (too much work... it's everywhere).

- Not roll my eyes at some point when in the company of fat -- and, by that I mean, not just "pleasingly plump" or "voluptuous" or whatever is the advantage, but rolly-polly, some might even say, "bowling-ball-esque" -- white woman, and sometimes, just because.

- Not roll my eyes at some point when in the company of Italian-American men, and sometimes, just because.

- Drink my coffee black and without sugar.

- Let another drop of Heineken pass my lips.

- Win a game of Risk.

- Watch Spaceballs, again. (Worst. Movie. Ever.)

- Of my own volition, enjoy Dashboard Confessional (and other such acts). To get in a girl's pants, though, I would feign D/C fandom.


Me gustaria hacer estas cosas....

- Smoke opium in Central or Southeast Asia.

- Engage in a six- to eighteen-months affair with a married women of thirty-five or so, who is fit (5'7", 130-145, say), blonde, bobbed, and a mother. I want to be dirty with something that would be perceived oh, so very clean.

- Write a novel.

- Be a CIA operative.


Preferiria estar haciendo....

- Huffing ether.


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Buy an album filed in the "Go-Go" bin.

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Let's see....
- Buy a Ford (ew, no. I work for International Auto Magazines, so I'm biased :P)


I would modify that to any car built after 1973, with the sole exception of the Buick Grand National.

<=== is very happy with his Ford, not that I wouldn't swap it for the right Pontiac or Dodge in an instant.


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- Pay For Sex
So...alone, then?

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no guy is going to back me and say that a guy with two chicks is about as straight as a guy can get?

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make a Roseanne Barr appreciation thread.

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no guy is going to back me and say that a guy with two chicks is about as straight as a guy can get?



Oh, yer spot on.


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epa Wrote:
no guy is going to back me and say that a guy with two chicks is about as straight as a guy can get?


If one turns into a pizza and the other a six-pack at midnight, then I believe that would take the cake.

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How bout if one paid for the pizza and the other brought the beer?

That way you're not trying to fuck an empty beer can or a folded over slice of leftover pizza later in the night...


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:15 pm 
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Also, saying you'll never have sex with someone of the same sex does not equate to homophobia.


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Drinky Crow Wrote:
Also, saying you'll never have sex with someone of the same sex does not equate to homophobia.


Right, it just means that in your own bedroom, you want the only dick in sight to be your own.

nothing wrong with that.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:40 pm 
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Soooo, according to the Philosophy of epa, if a girl has sex with two guys (at the same time), that's NOT gay sex either?


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Drinky Crow Wrote:
Also, saying you'll never have sex with someone of the same sex does not equate to homophobia.



Exactly, and this was what I was getting at. I'm not a homophobe. I have some male gay friends and I support gay rights. I'm just not interested at all in sleeping with men or with two women for that matter. And me and another guy on a woman? Erm... no thanks to that either. I don't understand these kinds of fantasies, they're just not for me.

Oh, and Klezmer music is the worst, most-schmaltziest music ever made. I can't believe someone here could defend it. Ick.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:58 am 
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- Free Willy
- Kill Bill
- Rapture
- Armageddon
- Mortal Kombat
- The Poseidon Adventure
- Pokemon (hint: say it out loud)
- Crack the Sky
- Sting (I'm trying to stick with verbs)
- Liv Tyler (sorry to all LT appreciators -- I'll just be thinking about Steve Tyler the whole time, and that'll turn me off, although I'll have to admit that Jagger's daughter is pretty hot, I probably wouldn't have the same problem with her)

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Aural Fixation Wrote:
Soooo, according to the Philosophy of epa, if a girl has sex with two guys (at the same time), that's NOT gay sex either?


Tania, would you feel gay if you had say, Johnny Depp and Jude Law at the same time?

It'd be pretty gay for the guys, but i'm sure a straight, nymphomaniac of a girl would be pretty happy about it.

And that's my point. A guy with two girls = damn straight for the guy, bi for the girls.

A girl with two guys = straight for the girl, pretty damn gay for the guys.

All that said, I abide by the words an old wise gay man imparted to me once.

"Sex is natural, sex is fun. Sex is best when it's one on one."

Thank you, George.


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Get pierced.
Get tattooed.
Snort anything.
Inject anything (unless my fat ass comes down with the diabetes).
Smoke anything.
Drink coffee.
Eat sushi.
Touch a snake (except the one between my legs).
Shoot a gun.
Stage a coup.
Buy fudge at Stuckey's.
Hangglide/parasail/skydive/bungee jump.
Be penetrated (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Give you up.
Love this way again.
Stop believin'.

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Found this from a random search and thought it funny enough to resurrect.


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FT Wrote:
Get pierced.
Get tattooed.
Snort anything.
Inject anything (unless my fat ass comes down with the diabetes).
Smoke anything.
Drink coffee.
Eat sushi.
Touch a snake (except the one between my legs).
Shoot a gun.
Stage a coup.
Buy fudge at Stuckey's.
Hangglide/parasail/skydive/bungee jump.
Be penetrated (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Give you up.
Love this way again.
Stop believin'.


Two years later and I still haven't done anything on the above list. Well done, Mr. Play-It-Safe!

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FT Wrote:
FT Wrote:
Get pierced.
Get tattooed.
Snort anything.
Inject anything (unless my fat ass comes down with the diabetes).
Smoke anything.
Drink coffee.
Eat sushi.
Touch a snake (except the one between my legs).
Shoot a gun.
Stage a coup.
Buy fudge at Stuckey's.
Hangglide/parasail/skydive/bungee jump.
Be penetrated (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Give you up.
Love this way again.
Stop believin'.


Two years later and I still haven't done anything on the above list. Well done, Mr. Play-It-Safe!



I've never bought fudge at Stuckey's.


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Dalen Wrote:
scat


liar.

I will not:
watch E.T.
bungee jump
sky dive
parasail
ride a rollercoaster
hold a gun
like the Flaming Lips
move to the suburbs
cheat

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