I would wager good money, if Fractured and Quiche were to double-team her, they could get Ayah to permanently swear off lesbianism.

Anybody with me?

<---looks the other way and whistles while ayah pounds the crap out of Monty.

"i just got this bod naturally"

i love jay and the americans.

dOOdz, I was joking. I just am not OPA!, changing the emoticon for every post, or (more likely) putting a winky of some kind or other inside the body of post to make it clear.

Personally, I wouldn't think an FT-Quiche double-team on anybody could be that good... Interesting, but not so, uhm, good.

I know you were joking. But I'd still look the other way and whistle. Probably drink a beer and glance out the window passively, too.

Anyway, no one's ever going to have it in them to beat up Smoove B, regardless.

oh how the mighty have fallen. Richmond's finest!

I would like to dedicate this song
to every girl who's sucked my dick "thank you"
and from the bottom of my heart, girls I really mean that shit
all praises to your lips, for the many nights of bliss
I mean you gotta love somebody who puts their mouth where you piss,
it's like this
Shit I would do it if I could
but girl you know I'd break my back tryin' to polish my own wood
So it's, all to the good girl, do it like a gee-o
You got them kinda lips that make nigga slap his P.O.,
although I don't have one
If that's what you need, to keep you on your knees,
please believe you'll catch a bad one
Go back to what I said,
I dedicate this song to every girl who's gave me head
Especially the ones,
who knew it was time to swallow without a word being said
And didn't get mad if I didn't give a warning,
she just put it down her hatch, and kept on performing
You know, rockin' the mic, cleanin' the pipes,
or if she's a real head doctor she might say sumpt'n like
"Oh, fuck my face! I wanna see how I taste!"
huh, and when the homies call
"Uhh, What up, though"
I simply let 'em know that Agent Scully's on the case,
and hella broads be fake
Talkin' bout they don't swallow, they don't like how it tastes
I say it's no home trainin',
kinda like leaving a table before you clean your plate
I wasn't born with this shit it took twelve years to make
And you gonna let it go to waste? "hell no" let me put it all in place
You put in all this work you might as well finish the race
C'mon, you don't leave work early on pay day
You get your check before you walk so go ahead
and jack the magic beans right up out the stalk
Then plant 'em down your throat, who knows,
the next day your freestyles might be dope
Nope! I'm just kiddin' "FUCK A NON-SWALLOW TRAMP!"
This song is a tribute to the cock suckin' champs,
the deap throat divas with jaws like clamps
Lickin' ball like stamps, even when she's got the cramps
That's a No Limit Soldier, True Master of the P,
but I make 'em say AHHH when I'm servin' ghetto D
I love the oral OG's, with rings in their tongue, shit I had to tell this one
You should move it to your tonsils cuz a niggas well hung
Huh, naaahh; I kill me, but check it out, feel me,
I had this one broad who used to go at the job
Like a woman with no teeth versus corn on the cob,
wanted to stop her half way just to say good job
So if you got a girl and she dont slob your knob,
I'm here to let your stupid ass know that your bein' robbed
And your dame is tired,
tell her to step into your office - "YOUR FUCKIN' FIRED!"
And if by the next album, she's still not suckin',
Imma make a new song with step by step instructions
Easy for her ass to follow, the moral of the story is
the mean bitches suck and the nice girls swallow
I said mean bitches suck and nice girls swallow

"Oooh, oooh, oooh! I knew I knew ya. Damn it to hell,
I knew your face looked familiar to me. Man, back in the day,
your wife could suck the MEANEST
well I know you know, you a lucky man."

"You scum sucking son of a bitch!!!
That's my ho you talk..uh, my wife you talkin' bout!"

"Oooh, oooh, oooh! Now I remember
I even remember your name!
They used to call you Jawbone!"

"Aaaghhhh!!!"

Gawd, that's beautiful. :wipes away tear:

This rivals "She Swallowed It Part II" wow.

"Oooh, oooh, oooh! Now I remember
I even remember your name!
They used to call you Jawbone!"

My boy Shane said this to a girl who used to date a friend of mine' we saw her and couldn't place, and he remembers who she is and just busts out with all this. She was pissed, but that shit STILL funny.

N.W.A. - Just Don't Bite It Lyrics
Homeboy : godamn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
Bitch : You like that?
Homeboy : Put 'em off
Bitch : It's good?
Homeboy : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I
said suck the
mothaf**ka, you're bitin' it, shit!
Narrator : Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled 'The art of sucking dick'.
Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently
lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't
rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!


Eazy E :

It goes one for the treble, two for the bass, She got nut all
over her face
Kick kick it ...


Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
She's a hype to get you on the late flight
But back in school she was a cutie, yo
Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
In school, stuck her head in a feather
Every time I asked her what's the time
It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find
me
Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz knuckle-heads and all dirty
And she's givin' pimp by a nigga that's 30
I saw her hangin' in the alley
Raggin' to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
All by herself, doin' on the whole strole
Commin' back home late night with the bankrob
You know a bitch like that makes me sick,
But I've heard that she sucks a good dick

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
'What do you want me to do with it?'
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

At a high school dance -
Me and the niggaz bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
So sexy, thought she was all that
She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another
bleacher
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
There was'nt a nigga on the block

Late at night not gettin' done
So she begged me not to tell a soul
Then I said of course cuz my dick you it's harder than a
telepole
Then again it don't concern me
Cuz there's a slight chance if I f**k she might burn me
And then I might have to shoot de ho'
I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
But to prevent from gettin' sick -
I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

Now I was at a club on a late late sunday
Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day monday
Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
She went to church every week so now I locked her
She was at the end of the bar gettin' f**ked up
Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin'

And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin'
Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
I already got my plans -
Just while I'm a take her to a room
But yo I mean a rest room
And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..

Chorus :
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
'What do you want me to do with it?'
Don't matter just don't bite it
Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna f**k this one
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it
'So there you have it - a job well done, but for now let me get
back to what
I was doing'
She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
suck this diiiiiick
oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..

Hey mothaf**k, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
Then I want you to suck Yella dick
You already sucked Ren's dick ..

YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
Just suck my dick bitch


* Bold-faced text equals my favorite lines from the songs. But, the question, for me, remains -- who is the gleeky white man that does the narration of "Just Don't Bite It" and "Bitch Iz a Bitch"?

Best part of Googling for those lyrics:

the page containing them featured an advertisement for Second Harvest. The tag is "Hunger Relief in America".

Well, maybe if you crave the cock, you can get your relief from following the instruction of the song. Otherwise...

I like where this is going.

woah what happened to him? i heard nothing except dlive shows or something? any signs of a new album?

I said Part II, damnit.

The one with "One night I was at the drive-in when a car full of niggas straight drove in" possibly my alltime favorite verse.

I think that Gangsta Rap as a genre peaked with Efil4Zaggin. So fucking hardcore, its almost too much, and still shocking to this day.

Every song is about murder and rape, and oftentimes both.

The girl I'm seeing up here just bought that album on Sat. I'm not kidding.

i mean, i don't see him around town or nothin'. that pic's from his DUI/possession arrest a few weeks ago.

You would recommend I bye efil4zaggiN, then?

If so, I will put it on the list.

But, just a warning: it better not just be an Anal Cunt record, or something, but with drum machines and sequencers instead of drums and guitars. That would suck, and blow.

If it is anything like Tesco Vee, though, that would be beyond awesome.

WOW.

And Monty, hell's yeah you should pick it up. This album was pretty much the sopundtrack to 9th grade for me. It is the one album that I know of that would most likely be declared pronographic, because it goes against any community's sense of decency and appeals onlyto prurient interests.

I'm a put it on right now.

Sounds like it should be my jam, especially for when the more promiscuous -- not used in the pejorative of course, I just don't have a dictionary in front of me to find another word with same meaning but softer undertone -- of my roommates is in the room adjacent pounding away at some six-years-plan undergrad with a half-wit and camel-toe, but more social skills than I will ever have (cumulatively) in my life-time (which puts her just behind said-roommate in that dept.).

I would like this just so I could compete with the sex sounds, a la Dan Guerrieri and George Berens, who had adjacent rooms at my university during my junior year and would sometimes be hitting the skins with their respective girlfriends simultaneously. At such time, each woman would make her next orgasmic yelp a bit more audible than the previous, and damn -- that sounds amazing. Like an orgy, without the burden of being an orgy, and all the attendant pasty-faced, acne-fied Babylon 5 obsessives that entails.

Oh. Yeah.

I need to start the cacophony. efil4zaggiN would probably be a good place to start. And, then, -- what was that disc that Pitchfork wrote up about a year-and-a-half ago in the news section, something about an Italian or Dutch or whatever dj producing an album composed entirely of pitch-shifted and re-sequenced sex sounds?

hey man, have you ever heard the song pregnant pussy by ugk? i saw it on cocaineblunts.com, they described it as and it made me think of you.

i really thought cocaineblunts.com was a new poster at this board and was infinitely disappointed when I came to the realization that it was not.