What is there to argue? That your mother drank too much while she was pregnant with you? That your parents fed you a steady diet of lead paint chips and miracle grow and insisted that you play under high tension power lines? That, despite being an intellectual genius, you have been rendered an unemployable cretin before your 30th birthday? That aint arguin', that's factin'.

I voted for the lack of new music, cuz that's mainly why I post here.

That and the sports threads.

BEARS.

Jesus Christ, people. Its only the 4th of January!

It was funny, I was going to call you yesterday to get your opinions on the job interview thing, but then I remembered: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A JOB INTERVIEW. It's easy to throw pot shots from your estate whence everything has been handed to you.

And after all that, you still don't even have the courage to be an alcoholic. Quitter.

"When Derris was in Obnerland...let my mongers gooooooo."

Maybe if your parents loved you, you wouldn't feel this way.

It's just that there's a LOT of other people I'd place in the enemy camp before Drinky. He's a long-timer who's really never done anything worthy of drawing such ire, though I do applaud you for lifting the malaise that had enveloped the board during the holiday slowdown.

If you'd only put this much effort into your job search...

I'm lollering over here.

With parents like mine, its easier to have them outside the tent pissin in.

I think it has to be the rise in white people liking Clipse.

I blame myself. Although without them you wouldn't have "balloon knots" in your lexicon.


This thread is gold. At several times I thought about jumping in with Loog but who am I kidding, everything Drinky said is accurate. Good on ya Drink. This thread could've easily been entitled: POLL "Tell me the best way to kill myself"


Oh and Loog, don't just piss on pete-roach, let him listen to his "found sounds" cd on his headphones and drop the "steamer".


Kiev: kill yourself.

Say what you will about the Huskers threads, Malachi knows the real deal.

Listen, opportunity is only opportunity if you use it to your advantage; cutting yourself a slice of pity cake with your waterford crystal cake knife isnt going to make me feel sorry for you, shiteyes.

No shit. With all this time to kill you'd think you would have time write my fucking thank you card for my awesome wedding gift!

It was the only option I couldn't argue for or against with any rational reasons, and that is usually how message board polls work.

Actually, he exchanged that, the Cusinart, and a handful of other wedding presents for ivory cufflinks carved from the tusks of the last elephant to be ridden by Indira Gandhi.

Yeah and unlike you two busters, I bucked up and paid the fucker. And I wasn't asking for pity, nor would I want or need it. Funny you would bring up opportunity, since its something, like your college degree that you've never really needed or used, but sure talk about it alot.

And Derris, I would have to receive a gift first. I guess I could thank you for showing up and eating free food, and being late to everything? Consider this a heartfelt godblessya.

lol. u win

now that would be one big gay

Instead of Giant Matlock, he would be Frankenstein Capote.

DAT Poppa Bear?

Out where I operate, even a meaningless BA actually means something. Land of the blind, one eyed man is king etc.

And if I'm such a dope, why did you always come running to me for career advice or a place to stay before you discovered "the church" and the fast track to shnook-ville?

Costanza rules: Figure out what you would do and then go in the opposite direction.