< - - - only 6'2", 180lbs, but good god just look at this face

the first rule of LooGAR's posse is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT LooGAR's Posse.

the second: How should I know? I'm high on Krylon

awesome

6'1", but 6'2" or 6'2 1/2" on a good day, and a solid 235 lbs. of pure beef, which you read correctly. I wrote beef. Because I am fat -- no muscle of which to speak; thus, no beefcake am I.

But, I look tough, and I certainly can (and do) pass for crazed.

As to references for this "resume" sent requesting enrollment in LooGAR's Obner Force, I recently attended to a club in Milw. -- truth be told, it was not just the one time -- and (probably since I was there alone (I know, who goes to bars/clubs alone, except homicidal maniac rapists and/or degenerate drunks?)) I was presumed a bouncer.

I think it might have just been the chin whiskers, though; they kind of give off an "in-shape, athletic vibe". I mean, I had only seen the look I am sporting previously on a few pro athletes, namely Matt Clement (who, yes, doesn't look like he could kick much ass).

Yup.

Six-nine? Six-seven? Six-five? Six-two? Jeez, guys. I'd be jacked up to join this band of vigilante misfits at a less than statuesque five-eight, though it is unlikely that could see the forest for the knees.

Question to obner lawyer types:

What does it take to file a restraining order? My brother wants to file one if the prosecutor won't take the case for his own protection.

the procedure likely varies by state. you and/or your brother really should talk to an attorney licensed in Indiana.

edit - for some reason I thought this was in Iowa. good luck with this situation.

Nacho is right. In a case like this (a non-family violence case) it will probably take a finding of assault and/or battery, but you should definitely speak to an Indiana lawyer.

ditto that. in texas, it is ex parte (i.e. - just one side shows up) and the judge issues the tro based on one person's testimony.

I guess football players in Indiana have alot of pent up anger from sucking so bad. I am surprised your brother has not been able to get the Bloomington paper to go with this. Typically the local papers (Athens Banner Herald for example) huff stories of this ilk like Krylon.

Actually, my other brother Tyler wrote to a couple major newspapers in Indiana and now they're investigating...i.e. the newspapers have been calling the coach, the school, and trying to reach the kid. I don't think they'll print anything until their are charges brought against him.

We've got an opening for a Gimli.

Corey, if we're forming a posse, we will need you as some kind of wartime consigliere as well.

We could always hamstring him, and then beat his head in with a lead pipe.

have him kidnapped and left bloody and half dead on the side of the road somewhere in new mexico.

This is one of the main reasons (along with losing too much) that DiNardo was run from LSU. They say the boy had lost control of his players.

As far as posse, I would just like to do anyone (Hilary Clinton maybe) like the croquet player does the dude in the ESPN commercial before stealing the "College Game Day" plaque.

"Thing about Smalls is...he shifts all his weight to his back. So if you cut his hamstring, he'll slice everything to right. He'll quit the game."

Same with Donnan at UGA. Players were openly doing Extast at parties, soliciting prostitutes, rocking it up in motels, and involved in at least one shooting at a bar in downtown Athens. Now that we gots Mark Richt and that 'ligion, eveythang's going quite well.

Oh, and what's w/ yr. hatred of the good Senator from NY, ))Type((?

No hate. I just made a little comment about her in another thread and was trying to remain consistent.

I noticed that, that's why I asked. I don't really like her all that much, and will be severely dissapointed in 08 when she is nominated and CRUSHED LIKE GRAPE.

Caddyshack? Not finding verification through google...

Definitely Caddyshack - but, I think it is Judge "Smails".