Dov's Hollywood fave is inked to play Jenna in the biopic How to make love like a porn-star?

How did I not see this on Obner, first?

If she doesn't go nude for this, I can't imagine she ever will.

OH MAN

Put the Nivea away for now, Monty. Says here she's just being considered:

The X-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine: "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."
Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project."
There's certainly been plenty of nudity in Jenna's life - the racy star has appeared in around 100 porn films and is one of the highest paid adult actors in the world.
She may be ten years younger than 32-year-old Jenna, but sultry Scarlett, 22, already shares the porn queen's sex symbol status.
'The Black Dahlia' star, who is famed for her curvy figure, was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by readers of American men's magazine Esquire last year.

And they'll end up settling for someone like, say, Pam Anderson.

please god. give me something. for once.

Prayer of the Straight Morrissey

Thanks, Radcliffe, Jr., but no Nivea at my side, nor on my person. I wasn't jackin' it to this story, either. Mostly 'cause I was shocked -- shocked -- that I had to find this lede elsewhere, not on Obner.

They should pull a Stern, and let her play herself. And then release the "unrated" version, with a few fine porno scenes.


Especially, for the dungeon builders among us, the early in life/memory recovery gang bang at the hands of the local high school football team

Frostingspoon -- of all people -- scored the better zinger, in this thread.

Marriage have you losing your touch, champ? Should have listened to Earl Woods's advice, I suppose....

Not a zinger...I came before the horse.

I'd watch it.

God I'd watch it.

But I'd imagine a role like that could do more harm than good if the movie bombs. But then again I have a hard time imagining a movie bombing that contains a nekkid Scarlett.

Where's the "You Jackin' It?" pic when I need it?

Ask Northern Soul. It was his 'tar for a time, no?

edit: Not the Jason Jones "jackin' it?" shot, but serves the purpose.

not the pic, but in the same vein, literally

Someone made an avatar of me watching Scarlett doing something (anything)?!?!?!?!?!

fuckers....

DAMMIT, DOV! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!

(Applicable to BOTH "heads," of course.)

but of course!
*high five*

i cant imagine someone so sexless playing a porn star

This sentence could not have been typed by a straight male.

i dont know, but my current avatar does well enough.
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i don't necessarily agree with the statement, but i do see how one could come to such a conclusion. i never look at her and get that "oh shit, you'd better be strapped in" feeling like with some other knockout actresses.

sexless

I just think she's "cute" and prefer Kate Beckinsale-types any day, but to say she's sexless is not something many straight men would say off the top of their heads.