Texas is full of pussies.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

nick Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

nick Wrote:

i love it.
btw totally off topic, were you guys in austin for NYE? we were there, our friends 'danced' downtown, both on congress, one in a piece with 6 or 7 other women, the other on the side of the hotel in that aerial piece. was pretty fucking awesome.

nope. Chicago, we really ought to coordinate that shit better. Colin was here though.

yeh, i shouldve done a better job. we were in ATX from the 27th until the 1st, i was actually a little sick for some of that time, then drove back to nyc. shit-ass drive, that's for sure.
did manage to hit the salt lick, tho. highly recommended for you bbq appreciatin types. rock it family style, you wont be disappointed...

You missed stoopid fest with mr. and mrs. loogar. We drank and i made blue crab lasagna in a tomato vodka creme sauce on the 27th. Then we drove to chicago the next day. Can't even imagine the drive to NYC.

discostu · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:26 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

A snow day... but no snow.

They're acting like it's Red Fucking Dawn on the news. They just referred to it as a "wintery blast" that might rival the freeze of "98". I'm laughing my ass off.

You live in the south now. Get used to this reaction. If it ever does ice over, don't even venture out of your house because you WILL get into an accident. People who aren't used to driving in ice will still go full speed.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:44 pm

Rick Derris Wrote:

The bottom line is that people down here simply don't encounter it enough and administrators would rather have a snow day, go back to school the next day, than have some bus driver not used to driving in snow plow into another car with a busload of kids.

Exactly.

Also Phil: That same road that brought you to a place where you dont have to ride your bike in sub-zero temps and gale force winds will sure as shit take you back. :wink:

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Rick Derris Wrote:

The bottom line is that people down here simply don't encounter it enough and administrators would rather have a snow day, go back to school the next day, than have some bus driver not used to driving in snow plow into another car with a busload of kids.

Exactly.

Also Phil: That same road that brought you to a place where you dont have to ride your bike in sub-zero temps and gale force winds will sure as shit take you back. :wink:

All true. I can still laugh though, right?

d · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:51 pm

all I can say Phil, I better not see you complaining about the summer heat and humidity later on this board... just sayin'.

nick · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:12 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

all I can say Phil, I better not see you complaining about the summer heat and humidity later on this board... just sayin'.

haha
yeh i heard that the normal atomic death summer really outdid itself the last year or so...
which is why we're also now looking into portland

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:54 pm

This thread would have been awesomer if it were titled "This thread is so full of prosties."

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

nick Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

all I can say Phil, I better not see you complaining about the summer heat and humidity later on this board... just sayin'.

haha
yeh i heard that the normal atomic death summer really outdid itself the last year or so...
which is why we're also now looking into portland

I was hear in august, it was fine. good beer drinkin weather.

TinyE · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:42 pm

Rick Derris Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

A snow day... but no snow.

They're acting like it's Red Fucking Dawn on the news. They just referred to it as a "wintery blast" that might rival the freeze of "98". I'm laughing my ass off.

Still, the assholes that ARE on the road are driving with less acumen then the cops in Blues Brothers.

Snow days are so rare in Atlanta that when even a hint of snow comes around people go into End of the World mode.

Grocery store shelves are emptied of everything and people stock up on kerosene and gas.

I'm pretty sure the Atlanta DOT doesn't even own a snow plow.

No, I bet they own one. And they expect that one plow to clear all of Atlanta's roads in a timely and effective manner. Speaking of, rock salt is something they should look into as well. I saw this hilarious video of a MARTA bus sliding at least a block on an icy road... bouncing off curbs and taking out trashcans and mailboxes like it was in a pinball machine.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

red Wrote:

one of my coworkers lives in indiana. her brother totalled his truck on saturday when he hit some ice and went into a ditch. he borrowed her car today and fucked her car up this morning due to more ice.

it's not only people in the south who have problems with ice/snow/etc apparently.

indiana is the south.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

ayah Wrote:

red Wrote:

one of my coworkers lives in indiana. her brother totalled his truck on saturday when he hit some ice and went into a ditch. he borrowed her car today and fucked her car up this morning due to more ice.

it's not only people in the south who have problems with ice/snow/etc apparently.

indiana is the south.

Spoken like a true (ex)Chicagoan.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:50 pm

i think there's supposed to be a low of 13 here tomorrow, and that's nothing compared to maine or wisconsin.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

shiv Wrote:

i think there's supposed to be a low of 13 here tomorrow, and that's nothing compared to maine or wisconsin.

Texans would start feeding fires with their children in a fit of panic.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:53 pm

This just in, Texas is also full of Texans.

Wonder why they'd make a big deal of cold and the stuffs that come with cold? Hmmm...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

This just in, Texas is also full of Texans.

Wonder why they'd make a big deal of cold and the stuffs that come with cold? Hmmm...

The same reason northeners go on vacation somewhere warm and complain about the heat and getting sunburned? I think it's a matter of exploiting vulnerabilities. Southerners are horrible drivers and Northeners get melanoma standing by a grill.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Spoken like a true (ex)Chicagoan.

i will always be a chicagoan. my accent still sounds like the back a da yards somedays.
i've lived here 13 years and just don't belong.
planning to move in 5 years. chicago or new york.
i dream about it.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:05 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

This just in, Texas is also full of Texans.

Wonder why they'd make a big deal of cold and the stuffs that come with cold? Hmmm...

The same reason northeners go on vacation somewhere warm and complain about the heat and getting sunburned? I think it's a matter of exploiting vulnerabilities. Southerners are horrible drivers and Northeners get melanoma standing by a grill.

Right.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:06 pm

ayah Wrote:

i've lived here 13 years and just don't belong.
planning to move in 5 years. chicago or new york.
i dream about it.

did that cemeterypolka chick hack ayah's account?

duckyboy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:09 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

This just in, Texas is also full of Texans.

steers and queers

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:29 pm

It's 11 below here right now. I drove to work in a snowstorm at 3:45 am. So, I think melanoma grill would be okay right about now.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

It's only 31 degrees in downtown Austin. Airport is 34.

oooh, chilly.

it's 12.2 degrees F here.

(-11C)

deenalikesfood · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:38 am

Well, it's about 30 degrees here now. Everyone thing is shut down again tomorrow. I had to close my store today and it will be closed again tomorrow. There were hundreds of accidents today and they closed several roads and bridges because there was ice on them. Wow. This is crazy to me. I never closed my store in Chicago due to weather but I can't get anyone to come to work--they are too scared to drive.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:56 am

Pursuant to the thread title, NSFW...

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Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:06 am

It's 10 degrees with about two-three inches of snow here. It was like 1 degree Monday morning and my freaking building key kept sticking in the lock.

FT, that is a Hillarious pic

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I wonder if i'll get a 3rd snow day in a row, still no snow.

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