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Senator Clinton Collapses During Appearance
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed Monday during a speech on Social Security, a radio station reported.

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Amherst Chamber of Commerce, told WBEN-AM radio that Clinton told the crowd she was feeling weak and had had a stomach virus. Clinton started to speak then collapsed, DiPirro told the radio station.

Clinton, 57, was treated by an emergency crew at the scene and declined to be taken to a hospital, the radio station said.

She was scheduled to speak later Monday at a Catholic college about health care. Several hundred people were waiting to hear that address. There were also hundreds of anti-abortion protesters waiting at the college.

Clinton's 58-year-old husband underwent quadruple bypass surgery in September.


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Senator Clinton Collapses During Appearance
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed Monday during a speech on Social Security, a radio station reported.

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Amherst Chamber of Commerce, told WBEN-AM radio that Clinton had a tell-tale ring of silver around her mouth and nose. There were several reports of a sound not unlike that of a bb in a can when the paramedics moved the Senator, and many of her aides were carrying old Doritos bags, ever at the ready of the Senator needed another huff.

Clinton, 57, was treated by an emergency crew at the scene and dispatched an aide to the nearest Wal-Mart. She was overheard saying "Get the gold, this time gaddamn, you, GOLD!!"

She was scheduled to speak later Monday at a Catholic college about health care. Several hundred people were waiting to hear that address. There were also hundreds of anti-abortion protesters waiting at the college.

Clinton's 58-year-old husband underwent quadruple bypass surgery in September.

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Colleen DiPirro, president of the Amherst Chamber of Commerce, told WBEN-AM radio that Clinton told the crowd she was feeling weak and had had a stomach virus. Clinton started to speak then collapsed, DiPirro told the radio station.

Clinton's 58-year-old husband underwent quadruple bypass surgery in September.


I don't understand the corrolation between these two things....

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crap! hope she's ok.


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crap! hope she's ok.


Oooooo, me too. I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:

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I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:

But why does your SpongeBob look so evil?!?!?!?!? :?


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seriously.

to be honest, if she's really going to be the democratic nomination in 2008 america might be better off with her collapsing. (just b/c she would certainly lose and plunge us further into the darkness)

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crap! hope she's ok.


Oooooo, me too. I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:


um, allright


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ayah Wrote:
Colleen DiPirro, president of the Amherst Chamber of Commerce, told WBEN-AM radio that Clinton told the crowd she was feeling weak and had had a stomach virus. Clinton started to speak then collapsed, DiPirro told the radio station.

Clinton's 58-year-old husband underwent quadruple bypass surgery in September.


I don't understand the corrolation between these two things....


There isn't any. It's just the AP's standard practice of tossing in extra factoids. Most wires stories have extraneous paragraphs that papers/websites/news orgs can chop off for space/time purposes.

The factoids are usually something like. "In 1983, Joe Actor was nominated for a best-supporting actor Oscar for his work as the drug-addled psychotic in Martin Spielberg's 'Released In 10 Theatres In Late December To Qualify For This Award.'" The entire story might be about Joe Actor's fourth child being signed to a record contract, but the AP will still have to tack that kind of thing on.

Or, if it's a story about the actor being nominated, they'll add "In 1983, Dick Thespian was arrested and charged with assault after urinating on a department store Santa. The case was settled out of court."

That kinda thing.


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as long as Ms. Duff is alright, I'll sleep easier tonite.

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I hope she dies.

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I've got Dick Thespian in the Death Pool.

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You're mean.


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I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:

But why does your SpongeBob look so evil?!?!?!?!? :?


Because I'm standing beside him. If I can ever get that photo edited right, you'll be able to see.

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I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:

But why does your SpongeBob look so evil?!?!?!?!? :?


Because I'm standing beside him. If I can ever get that photo edited right, you'll be able to see.


Send me the full-size, Mike, and I'll edit it for ya.

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I mean that strictly in a fellow human being sort of way. :roll:

But why does your SpongeBob look so evil?!?!?!?!? :?


Because I'm standing beside him. If I can ever get that photo edited right, you'll be able to see.


Send me the full-size, Mike, and I'll edit it for ya.


done.

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