Need Advice!! (I've been in a bloody knife fight)

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

red Wrote:

since this is a thread about asshole neighbors, you should talk about the tards who live above you.

they've actually been pretty quiet lately, but one of my neighbors has been playing bass-heavy music early on weekends. luckily, it's not too loud.

OPA! · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:56 am

Wasn't there someone on Obner who complained cause his or her neighbors fucked too loud?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

OPA! Wrote:

Wasn't there someone on Obner who complained cause his or her neighbors fucked too loud?

i would think there's more than one person whose neighbors fuck loudly. my upstairs neighbors went through a phase of terribly loud sex, but that seems to have cooled down. also, i once had a roommate that didn't close their door all the way when having sex, so it was a bit too loud sometimes.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

when a gay guy lived above me, i heard him having sex a couple of times. right above my living room and my usual seat on my couch. that was interesting.

OPA! · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:20 am

red Wrote:

when a gay guy lived above me, i heard him having sex a couple of times. right above my living room and my usual seat on my couch. that was interesting.

Did you masturbate? Just a little?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

nope. i just listened and probably giggled.

and who the hell masturbates "just a little"?

OPA! · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:23 am

red Wrote:

nope. i just listened and probably giggled.

and who the hell masturbates "just a little"?

My guess is most of the guys on Obner.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:25 am

red Wrote:

and who the hell masturbates "just a little"?

Micro-willied Greeks?

Dalen · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:33 pm

red Wrote:

and who the hell masturbates "just a little"?

right?

screw that, you gotta push the limits of masturbation every single time!!!

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:59 pm

Dalen Wrote:

red Wrote:

and who the hell masturbates "just a little"?

right?

screw that, you gotta push the limits of masturbation every single time!!!

Exactly. You GOTTA get JACKED UP.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:40 pm

Comedian Todd Barry Wrote:

Talking of masturbation, I was reading this article on autoerotic asphyxiation. Some guys actually choke themselves with a belt while they’re doing it. I read like eight hundred men a year died doing this. I was like: No way. Not eight hundred. Then I remembered how many time I nearly killed myself with just conventional masturbation.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:12 pm

OPA! Wrote:

You win because you cheat and try to make trades with simpletons like Timmy.

You bastard!

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:14 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Personally, I believe any trade that Timmy is involved in should be reviewed by the commisioner before completed.

OK, now you pissed me off. Are you trying to piss me off?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Personally, I believe any trade that Timmy is involved in should be reviewed by the commisioner before completed.

OK, now you pissed me off. Are you trying to piss me off?

Just ignore him, he's been on the rag for months.

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:35 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Personally, I believe any trade that Timmy is involved in should be reviewed by the commisioner before completed.

OK, now you pissed me off. Are you trying to piss me off?

Just ignore him, he's been on the rag for months.

Apparently, Phil has lost his sense of humor since moving to Austin. It should've been the other way around.

Get a clue.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:42 pm

Maybe his sense of humor is frozen, or hasn't thawed out yet.

How's that pilot light coming Phil?

fancypants · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:06 pm

Why don't you just aim your speakers towards the floor and blast something like death from above 1979 at them...at like 7 in the morning?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Maybe his sense of humor is frozen, or hasn't thawed out yet.

How's that pilot light coming Phil?

Now you're confusing me timmy. I mostly ignore opa these days because he's such a pissy little girl, but i have a feeling that maybe i'm just missing a bunch of inside jokes from chat.

Chris's vitriol towards some posters... i don't get it. So how is one supposed to know if he's fucking around with a friend, or just being a fuck?

Anyhow, chris, sorry i butted into your inside joke. I count timmy a good friend. I've eaten his swedish meatballs, and my roommate has drunkenly tripped over his son, I was just trying to stand up for a friend, thinking maybe you had gotten a new bug up the ass since walters has disappeared.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

no, pretty sure it's just a perpetual fantasy baseball gripe.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Z Wrote:

no, pretty sure it's just a perpetual fantasy baseball gripe.

ah, some serious grown-up shit, huh?

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:45 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Maybe his sense of humor is frozen, or hasn't thawed out yet.

How's that pilot light coming Phil?

Now you're confusing me timmy. I mostly ignore opa these days because he's such a pissy little girl, but i have a feeling that maybe i'm just missing a bunch of inside jokes from chat.

Chris's vitriol towards some posters... i don't get it. So how is one supposed to know if he's fucking around with a friend, or just being a fuck?

Anyhow, chris, sorry i butted into your inside joke. I count timmy a good friend. I've eaten his swedish meatballs, and my roommate has drunkenly tripped over his son, I was just trying to stand up for a friend, thinking maybe you had gotten a new bug up the ass since walters has disappeared.

Nah, Chris has mentally had sex with me and it was the best he ever had. He's been obsessed since.

He's just bugging me for a few fantasy baseball decisions that I made because I wanted some Reds on my ailing team so I at least had something to root for. I've been hailed as a fantasy idiot ever since.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:18 pm

1 Word: Merzbox

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:26 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Maybe his sense of humor is frozen, or hasn't thawed out yet.

How's that pilot light coming Phil?

I count timmy a good friend. I've eaten his swedish meatballs,.

you had gotten a new bug up the ass since walters has disappeared.

Here in lies the problem. He jealous of your enjoyment of timmy's meatballs and nothing has been up his ass for quite some time which makes him a little grumpy.

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