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Stone red's dark sunshine
 Post subject: Serena Williams
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Biggest ass ever in women's professional tennis?

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biggest ass ever on someone who isn't overweight.

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It might be, but Rene Richards sure as hell had the biggest cock.

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Stone Wrote:
Biggest ass ever in women's professional tennis?

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probably.

red Wrote:
biggest ass ever on someone who isn't overweight.

not even close.

excellent opportunity to spring this:

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just... i don't know how to even react.
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Fuck. Now I gotta mop under my desk.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Stone Wrote:
Biggest ass ever in women's professional tennis?

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1) she's fo-showah standing on her tippy-toes ( = ass inhancement the same way high heels do)

and

2) those shorts sure do have some major seam-action down the back of them.

god bless her.
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You know, i like ass, but that's not an ass. That's the lost continent, and I'm pretty sure Dr. Livingstone is having tea with Jane Seymour somewhere in there.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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That's like Oprah Aguilera right there
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didn't she get ass implants? Or is that vicious internet rumor?

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serena looks like a tranny.

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excellent opportunity to spring this:

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just... i don't know how to even react.


wow. sometimes i just don't get you at all.

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serena looks like a tranny.


i would gladly fuck this tranny

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I think by "tranny," he means his dick is way too small to even think about it.


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Elvis Fu Wrote:
It might be, but Rene Richards sure as hell had the biggest cock.


No, Amelie Mauresmo definitely wins the schlong contest:

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serena...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how i fuh

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Yes, that padonkadonk is quite impressive but did anybody see the picture that ESPN was running of her yesterday from the Aussie Open?? It was an extreme close up of her face about to hit the ball during her serve.


Scary.


They took it down and I can't find it now.
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you people seem to be forgetting the fact that serena is blessed with what eric "otter" stratton (1963 delta tau chi rush chairman, "damn glad to meet ya!") would classify as "MAJOR LEAGUE YABBOS!"

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serena...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how i fuh


hells no
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rparis74 Wrote:
FT Wrote:
serena...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how i fuh


hells no


"hells no" is my stance on Venus.

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FT Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
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serena...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how i fuh


hells no


"hells no" is my stance on Venus.


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Rick Derris Wrote:
did anybody see the picture that ESPN was running of her yesterday from the Aussie Open?? It was an extreme close up of her face about to hit the ball during her serve.


Scary.
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Found it.


Bob, what does this do for your obner?





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Rick Derris Wrote:
Rick Derris Wrote:
did anybody see the picture that ESPN was running of her yesterday from the Aussie Open?? It was an extreme close up of her face about to hit the ball during her serve.


Scary.
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Found it.


Bob, what does this do for your obner?





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Blocked at work. I'll have to check it when I get home, but please don't let this be a buzzkill, Derris.

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DAMMIT PPL WILL SUMBODY JUST TELL ME IF IM SUPPOSED TO THINK SHE FAT OR TOO THIN KTHX
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DAMMIT PPL WILL SUMBODY JUST TELL ME IF IM SUPPOSED TO THINK SHE FAT OR TOO THIN KTHX


Fat in the boobs and ass, thin in the belly, sometimes hot, sometimes looks like a man.
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