MR: Protect your kids!!!

fancypants · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:36 pm

I saw this on Idolator, and thought you guys would get a kick out of it:

http://idolator.com/tunes/top/religious-website-outs-pretty-much-every-musical-act-in-the-world-230776.php

Idolator Wrote:

Oh, Lordy. We've just been alerted to the presence of Love God's Way, a Christian website that seeks to catalog every "gay band" they can find. And what a random, ill-informed, potentially libelous list they have! After the click-through, a musical line-up that's even better than Coachalla.
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One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores

* Scissor Sisters

* Rufus Wainwright

* Merzbau

* Ravi Shankar

* Wilco

* Bjork

* Tech N9ne

* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn

* Morton Subotnik

* Cole Porter

* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree

* The Faint

* Interpol

* Tegan and Sara

* Erasure

* Le Tigre

* The Gossip

* The Doors

* Phish

* Queen

* The Strokes

* Sufjan Stevens

* Morrissey

* The Pet Shop Boys

* Metallica

* Judas Priest

* The Village People

* The Secret Handshake

* The Rolling Stones

* David Bowie

* Frankie Goes to Hollywood

* Man or Astroman

* Richard Cheese

* Jay-Z

* Depeche Mode

* Kansas

* Ani DiFranco

* Fischerspooner

* John Mayer

* The Indigo Girls

* Velvet Underground

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [redacted].

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.
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Whaa? Ghostface? Jay-Z? Man Or Astroman? (They must have overheard the name of that last one wrong). And we're not even going to try to stop our heads from spinning from that Sufjan reference. But it's not all bad! The site also lists some "safe bands":
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We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God's Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.

Safe Music:

* UnderOath

* Falling Up

* Flyleaf

* THE TURNING

* Disciple

* P.O.D

* By The Tree

* Scott Reed

* Michael W. Smith

* Jars of Clay

* DC Talk
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Come on now, people: Flyleaf isn't safe for anyone.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

i think they missed a few.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:40 pm

Didn't they get the memo about NEKO CASE?!?!?!?

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:40 pm

Oh shit, Ghostface!

Glad to know Price of Darkness is safe for the kids.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:42 pm

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

fancypants Wrote:

* Ravi Shankar

* Wilco

* Bjork

* Tech N9ne

* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn

* Cole Porter

* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree

* Interpol

* The Doors

* Phish

* The Strokes

* Sufjan Stevens

* Metallica

* The Rolling Stones

* Man or Astroman

* Jay-Z

* Kansas

* John Mayer

* Velvet Underground

what? ghostface probably hates the gheys.

christians are so dumb sometimes. my wacko missionary aunt told me that men who are gay were molested by their father or some other male authority figure in their life. no questions asked. that's just stupid.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

red Wrote:

christians are so dumb sometimes. my wacko missionary aunt told me that men who are gay were molested by their father or some other male authority figure in their life. no questions asked. that's just stupid.

is that the one who was a slut before becoming a missionary?

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

fancypants Wrote:

* Ravi Shankar

They must have meant "Raffi".

OMG... Morrissey's gay?!?!?!?!

The Obgoblin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:44 pm

If they have Ghostface on the gay list, how come Slayer isn't on the safe list ????

fuse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:35 pm

Thank God someone is finally cracking down on Cole Porter, that dangerous, dangerous fag.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:56 pm

I just noticed that Sufjan Stevens in on the gay/dangerous list.

Good call!

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:18 pm

fancypants Wrote:

* Morton Subotnik

I used to sit behind Morton Subotnik in Math class. He never washed his hair, and always smelled vaguely of coffee and hamster shavings, but he was good for copying answers from in exams.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:41 pm

so who have they forgotten?

Grizzly Bear
Final Fantasy
Arcade Fire

just to name a few

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Haha, the rolling stones are gay and elton john is straight.

seafoam · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:59 am

Sometimes I wonder in a funny way what a christian pop music board is like. Then, I think of all the devoid subject matter. Compelling it must be within its narrow scope. As soon as I would get an obner while posting I would feel shame and not post so much.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:11 am

Bjork?

Hell, no. She crazy like a Good Pentecostal and should be embraced.

huminuhhmalachanuhseemytietiemytie...

(dance in the aisles, slain in the spirit, etc...)

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:27 am

Hey guys, is this band alright? They use priestly imagery and feature crosses in their artwork! I'm going to run out and buy a few of their latest albums to play at our next children's bible session.

[img][650:488]http://graphicwallpapers.free.fr/slayer%20wall.jpg[/img]

Leon · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:00 am

all that list says to me is that if I want to be cool that I should start being gay

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:02 am

You know I was just saying the other day I need to keep my kids away from the destructive influence of Kansas and The Village People. You'll not be downloading
"Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon" while you're under THIS roof, young lady.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

list has to be a joke, christians couldn't possibly care who a bunch of people who sell 50,000 records are fucking.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:09 am

So that fact the Sufjan Stevens is a Christian and Kerry Livgren left Kansas for a quarter century career in Christian rock isn't enough for them?

Next they'll be picking on Dan Peek and Barry McGuire.

You leave Bruce Cockburn out of this. It's a silent "ck" al
ready.

Bastards take all the fun out of Jesus Gay.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

frosted Wrote:

Bjork?

Hell, no. She crazy like a Good Pentecostal and should be embraced.

huminuhhmalachanuhseemytietiemytie...

(dance in the aisles, slain in the spirit, etc...)

maybe it's because of "Pagan Poetry"... (or because she seems to turn other women gay).

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Radcliffe Wrote:

fancypants Wrote:

* Morton Subotnik

I used to sit behind Morton Subotnik in Math class. He never washed his hair, and always smelled vaguely of coffee and hamster shavings, but he was good for copying answers from in exams.

I kind of thought they may have been thinking of Wendy Carlos.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:12 am

Oh, but she'd make an awesome Assemblies Of God minister, wouldn't she? Or Church Of Christ or United Pentecostal.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:14 am

In fact my ideal church would be co-pastored by Bjork and Det. Frank Pembleton

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