The avatar works well with the punchline. Baw-dump-tish.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm sorry Phil.

...ah-hahahahahahaaha.

I should post about all the over-40 women I think are hot. Give people something else to giggle about.

Not that it matters, but most times I've mentioned a younger person on this board it was either in reponse to someone else's post, had to do with things my kids like, or was facetious.

But laugh, laugh. Laughter is good.

I really had no idea that wearing a shirt that referrenced obner was a matter of coolness. whew. I am getting old. I guess I am not gonna get any from dude, either.


NOTE: dude = frostingspoon

For the record, I have no predilection for underage people. Period.

Resume wisecracks.

it's probably the fact that you always protest your innocence so vehemently that keeps that joke at the top of the pile, mr. jackson.

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Whatever it is, it's better than yours.

and damn right, it's better than yours.

Well, it's kinda cyclical. The wisecracks get made, I respond. More wisecracks get made, etc.

"Vehemence" is a subjective concept on a message board. Depends on what you decide the poster's mood is when they're protesting. Could be lighter than you think.

Anyway, would you like to be thought of as a pervert, even in jest?

If you knew how I've fought against child abuse over the years, times I was instrumental in actual prosecutions against several people in my area, you might understand the distaste for the jokes. If you knew how much pain I've seen several loved ones go through because of abuse, maybe then, too.

How many times has anyone else here being smirked at for cracking jokes about Mark? I can't remember anyone else. Mark's the one who posted the stupid picture in the first place.

I guess if I want the wisecracks to stop, I'll have to stop making wiseass remarks that are going to be pounced on and misinterpreted and I'll have to stop responding to the wisecracks as well.

Okay, then.

yeah, that was my point too. you have an easy way to break the circle.by a bunch of dorks on the internet that i speak with every day, sure. my friends have called me much worse.yeah we know that dude, that's what makes it funny, that it's ridiculous.yeah we'll see.

BEST POST EVER. Seriously I'm having trouble collecting myself. This is shithot.