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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: Today in molo news: GOATS!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:47 pm 
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Dead goat found to have been 'sexually assaulted

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good god

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"Finally, the goat is pregnant (by a goat)"

Thank god they cleared that up.
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Well, I knew liberals, I mean, PROGRESSIVES, loved animals, but this goes a little too far.
I'm reminded of that time when that man had died from having sex with a horse in Washington state. One less Democrat vote.

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We better get all the goats out of San Francisco.

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sensei Wrote:
Well, I knew liberals, I mean, PROGRESSIVES, loved animals, but this goes a little too far.
I'm reminded of that time when that man had died from having sex with a horse in Washington state. One less Democrat vote.


But, I must ask, did you come before the horse?
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I sure make excellent points! Lol..

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Why didn't that goat just leave? Must've been asking for it. Little whore and those short goat skirts.
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You sure it wasn't G.O.A.T. who got raped? Ali can't really defend himself like he used to.

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[quote="Sen. LooGAR (D-Pedantic)"][url=http://www.nbc15online.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=c488e2fc-589b-45fe-8d56-a12f996a45df]Dead goat found to have been 'sexually assaulted[/url][/quote]

Was Radcliffe's DNA found on the goat?
Okay, okay, that was uncalled for..

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Was Radcliffe's DNA found on the goat?
Okay, okay, that was uncalled for..


Radcliffe is a cyborg. He doesn't have any DNA. He's the MongerTron 2000.

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Was Radcliffe's DNA found on the goat?
Okay, okay, that was uncalled for..

lolz

You've resorted to personal attacks - that means you feel cornered and recognize that I deliver the truth. It's okay, man - the truth is hard to swallow. Just let me know when you're prepared to engage me in the arena of ideas.
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Besides, Radcliffe is Canadian. Goats are sacrasanct there. Elk, however...
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Just let me know when you're prepared to engage me in the arena of ideas.


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The AMERIPRISE Arena of Ideas! They coughed up $60,000,000 for corporate naming rights, so please don't forget to mention them when referring to the aforementioned facility.

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