I've been way too busy to even lurk here the last month plus

Two different people have now asked emailed asking me if I was pulling another "Melissa"

that was a one-time thing

carry on and take care

P.S. I haven't been to Milwaukee in over five years

I think it's sad that it's been less than a decade since you've been there. Hell, even Milwaukee's best ain't that great.

I pull Melissa on a daily basis.

This is definitely spade kitty.

Did "these" Obners also E-mail you to please come back?

Yeah thanks for that.

Seriously, catswilleatyou just needs to call that fucker on his shit. Be s/he Spade, or Nickisnotdead, or me, or whomever else anyone has posited the new 4030 to be.

FUCKIN' CLUEMASTER, BRING YOUR SLEUTHING.

The "racy" Mel.

Considering this, & PopTodd's post in the birth control thread, maybe it's Obner opposite day. Would that mean that juice & I have to go clean, for a day?

Chris, all I can say is that you definitely have an unhealthy obsession with me at this point. It's honestly a little troubling on a "I'm a little worried about you" level.

Believe whatever you want about me. It really doesn't bother me, and I don't really care. I haven't been around recently, and beyond this thread, I'm not going to be around much in the near future. I have too much going on in my life right now.

Welcome back SK.

Just to update you, OPA's running around doing a 4030 impression under the name sensei.

Will sensei be sticking around?

I have no idea. He's online today, so ask him yourself. And while you're at it, why not PM a mod to confirm once again that our IPs are distinct and that he's boarding from 130 miles away from my location.

Honestly, this obsession is going just a little too far.

You're back already?

How is it that you managed to quote this and still not read or comprehend it?

Don't get smart with me. You know you meant beyond starting this thread, you dumb fuck.

Keep going.

is it that time of year where SK says he won't be around much already?

No, no, it's when OPA quits the board.

So it's just like you to kiss SK's ass. You were kissing the asses of the people in Boston for years. It's nice to see you've kept the tradition.

Yeah, but they all quit the board, imitating you, so I needed someone knew.

Seriously though, I wouldn't consider making fun of board feuds the same as kissing the ass of one side or the other. Do I kiss alongwaltz's, PopTodd's, and nickisnotdead's asses as well? My lips must be damn tired.

Rumour has it, nickisnotdead has psoriasis, so I'd stay clear of those cheeks.

this thread = worse than all of sensei's and v8er's threads combined.

OPA! why don't you just fly to Chi-Town and give Spade the sweet bung-loving you two are destined for already?

Yep. I think Yail was joking in his "missed one" post in that other thread, but now he's right after all!

My lord, now you're not making any sense at all. How would I have possibly meant that in my second post of this thread?

I'm just dying of laughter imagining you furiously typing these responses

haha. one month into 2007 and SK is leaving. In late february early march though we could expect to see him show appreciation to all who encouraged him to come back and show disdain for all the assholes on Obner. As if calling some people on here an asshole is something they haven't heard their entire adult life.

Meanwhile, back on Obner, Chris will continually make flirtatious advancements to anybody that has anything that resembles a penis and then judge the heteros of the board who make insignificant, infinitesmally sexist remarks about the opposite sex.

Chris, should I take my shirt with the button down collar off now or wait until you proposition me?