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no guru · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:32 pm

lochnessy Wrote:

Now who's logic is faulty?

I fully endorse the use of faulty logic in the service of a punchline

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:33 pm

Cotton Wrote:

first off jackass

C'mon, was that really necessary?

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:35 pm

lochnessy Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

first off jackass

C'mon, was that really necessary?

jackoff is a better endearment

or just "Yer Chickenkillerness"

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

I've never been in a KFC in my life.

My feelings are chicken is a 'proper' food that should only be eaten in a 'proper' restaurant.

d · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:39 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

I've never been in a KFC in my life.

You're not missing anything. Really.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

not really, but if i was actually talking to you or anyone else (not wearing a robe or a badge, anyway) I would've said it. I honestly didn't mean is as some sort of snide jabe or anything, it's just how i talk.
If I've have said "fucktard" or "assponcer" or something like that then I would've been trying to insult you. I usually save my wrath for the bible folk and hippies.

Kid Dynamite · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:25 pm **Posts:** 169

I don't care about bugs when I squish them.

And I don't care about chickens when I eat them.

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:43 pm

Cotton Wrote:

first off jackass if the chicken can FEEL the sensations, that pretty much means they have FEELINGS, correct?

and, depending on your definition of reason, you can say that plants have reasoning. Natural instinct can be seen as reasoning. The ability of a species to thrive for thousands of years can be deduced as reasoning. Just because we have been able to genetically coerce countless generations of them into being weaker and fatter and stupider does not mean that they cannot reason that getting their head sliced off while hanging upside-down with everyone they've ever known is fucking scary. That's why there are chickens that manage to dodge said blade and survive until the dismembering process in the lines.

By feelings I'm refering to happiness, sadness, love, lust, indifference, etc. These are feelings in an emotional sense and not in the physical sense. I'll agree with you that a chicken has feelings in a physical sense, I've been saying that all along.

edit: emotional feelings require cognitive thinking.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:47 pm

lochnessy Wrote:

By feelings I'm refering to happiness, sadness, love, lust, indifference, etc. These are feelings in an emotional sense and not in the physical sense. I'll agree with you that a chicken has feelings in a physical sense, I've been saying that all along.

hmm, well, my father's always been emotionally distant, and i've got a retarded cousin. could we in good faith put them into little boxes until due time that we'd decided that the time had come for their suffering to TRULY begin?

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:50 pm

chase Wrote:

hmm, well, my father's always been emotionally distant, and i've got a retarded cousin. could we in good faith put them into little boxes until due time that we'd decided that the time had come for their suffering to TRULY begin?

What you're proposing is ridiculous.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:51 pm

lochnessy Wrote:

What you're proposing is ridiculous.

you're the one calling the shots. how does my scenario fail to adhere to your logic?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:53 pm

Kung Fu Reference Wrote:

I like buffalo meat.

yeah my girlfriend works at Ted's Montana Grill or whatever. Buffalo is good. So is chicken. And beef. And hotdogs.

Actually we were going out the other night and trying to decide what to eat. My gf was like "Anything but veal."

"I was like. Veal? Shit, at least they get it over with more quicly"

Fuck a bunch of animal feelings. If you like meat, eat it. If you don't, don't.

And Chick Fil-A is a class above those other joints.

Mike Jones. And Big Time Curtis.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:57 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Fuck a bunch of animal feelings. If you like meat, eat it. If you don't, don't.

i agree with you, but playing devil's advocate here, what if i like beating the shit out of stray dogs and then putting their severed limbs into one box and keeping their torsos under my bed to have sex with. is that wrong of me?

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:57 pm

chase Wrote:

tentoze Wrote:

Two words:

Kobe beef.

yeah, what's the deal with this? they feed them beer and like massage them or something and it's like DA BOMB? can i buy some?

Trader Joe's sells "Americanized" kobe beef burgers in the frozen section- they're tasty, but not the REAL thing I'm sure. Here in America, they probably feed em Old Milwaukee and punch em in the kidleys all day long while they're strapped up hanging. O, but the TJ burgers are tasty.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:59 pm

chase Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Fuck a bunch of animal feelings. If you like meat, eat it. If you don't, don't.

i agree with you, but playing devil's advocate here, what if i like beating the shit out of stray dogs and then putting their severed limbs into one box and keeping their torsos under my bed to have sex with. is that wrong of me?

pics plz k thx.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:00 pm

chase Wrote:

what if i like beating the shit out of stray dogs and then putting their severed limbs into one box and keeping their torsos under my bed to have sex with. is that wrong of me?

Depends. Did you buy them dinner first?

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:00 pm

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:01 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Depends. Did you buy them dinner first?

well sorta, but it was just parts of the previous dogs. mostly brains and spinal cords.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:02 pm

chase Wrote:

i agree with you, but playing devil's advocate here, what if i like beating the shit out of stray dogs and then putting their severed limbs into one box and keeping their torsos under my bed to have sex with. is that wrong of me?

Sure its wrong man, but look: If you want to make a confession about what you do in your spare time, see a priest or a cop. That's none of my concern.
Now, if its my dog you want to fuck with, I'll shoot you, straight up, no lie.

puma · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:03 pm

long live marianfvdge Wrote:

pumachik Wrote:

Benvolio Wrote:

Also, Roscoe's Fried Chicken n' Waffles has all y'all's Chik*Fil*A, Bojangles, Popeye's, etc. beat the f down.

Wow, I actually agree with monty.

Ya'll just don't even know.

But seriously? Have you ever had Bojangles? I haven't had Roscoe's.

What's Bojangles? I'm all about Roscoe's, there's one 2 blocks from me and I love me some #13 smothered.

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:03 pm

chase Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

Depends. Did you buy them dinner first?

well sorta, but it was just parts of the previous dogs. mostly brains and spinal cords.

Your concern for utilizing the entire carcass bespeaks a real respect for the animal.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:04 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Sure its wrong man, but

ok, now my question is why is it wrong to impose needless suffering onto one animal and not upon another?

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:04 pm

arguing about poultry is so 1993.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:06 pm

pumachik Wrote:

long live marianfvdge Wrote:

pumachik Wrote:

Benvolio Wrote:

Also, Roscoe's Fried Chicken n' Waffles has all y'all's Chik*Fil*A, Bojangles, Popeye's, etc. beat the f down.

Wow, I actually agree with monty.

Ya'll just don't even know.

But seriously? Have you ever had Bojangles? I haven't had Roscoe's.

What's Bojangles? I'm all about Roscoe's, there's one 2 blocks from me and I love me some #13 smothered.

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

Southern Fried Chicken. All over the place in the Carolinas. Best damn hangover food I've had. I propose a death match between Bojangles and Roscoe's at dawn.

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:08 pm

Dalen Wrote:

arguing about poultry is so 1993.

This is true.

KFC

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