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Black Magic Putin
 Post subject: Someone give me some shady tax deductions
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:06 pm 
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I really thought that I'd be getting back more than this.

More than this.

You know there's nothing.

More than this.

Tell me one thing.

More than this.
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Business use of home. That's probably my biggest.
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i just get paid under the table and hide it all in the basement.
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you run a business out of the home doing music therapy for disabled children. you need to buy cd's for said business. the kids love indie rock.

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As has been mentioned, start a business. Once we get her W2 and file, I'm curious to see what we get back.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Yail Bloor
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Didn't you buy a house? Don't forget to deduct that mortgage interest.

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Black Magic Putin
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Didn't you buy a house? Don't forget to deduct that mortgage interest.
eah but we didn't buy it until august so there wasn't but so much to deduct.
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go to law school and deduct tens of thousands of dollars!

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Didn't you buy a house? Don't forget to deduct that mortgage interest.
eah but we didn't buy it until august so there wasn't but so much to deduct.


Then your problem is making too much money sir. This is a good problem. Don't sweat it.

Also, do you take a "0" or a "1" for your payroll deduction?

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Ooh, I'm probably gonna get a big refund this year since I only worked at the summer internship.

Of course, I would've preferred to just have kept the money at the time rather than give the government an interest-free loan.

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i forgot to claim something on my taxes. it was only $900 though so i'm not too worried.

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Time for you and the missus to start cranking out mini-Crax...STAT!

Progeny are tax GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!!!

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Correct me if i'm wrong, but don't you run a t-shirt business out of your house, selling the world famous bobbo flostini heavy metal pizza tee?

Out of your house?

I need an XXL.

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These are all excellent points. Also, I make Republican money but my wife is trapped in poverty by the Democrats. Should we be filing jointly or separately?
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sword canes make an excellent deduction.

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why not try to get some free government grant money???

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Also, I make Republican money


Now I know I haven't been as active (until recently at least) on this board as I once was, but this totally blew me away. What do you do now?

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Also, I make Republican money


Now I know I haven't been as active (until recently at least) on this board as I once was, but this totally blew me away. What do you do now?


Mostly he folds his fingers into an evil tent shape while softly laughing.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
shmoo Wrote:
This guy has crack Wrote:
Also, I make Republican money


Now I know I haven't been as active (until recently at least) on this board as I once was, but this totally blew me away. What do you do now?


Mostly he folds his fingers into an evil tent shape while softly laughing.


It's a good gig if you can get it.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Do hickies count as receipts?

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