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02 That fucking Paul McCartney Christmas Song



SIMPLY. HAVING. A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!


Jesus Christ, yes. I want to kill him for that one.


That's nothing compared to that "Freedom" crap he puked out just after 9-11.
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1. "True" Spandau Ballet

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1. "True" Spandau Ballet


This almost gets into Placebo Territory for over-emotive vocals.


"Thiiiis MUCHIZTREEEEW!!"

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1. Santana w/ Rob Thomas - "Smooth"
2. Lenny Kravitz - "Fly Away"
3. Daniel Powter - "Had A Bad Day"
4. The Rembrandts - "I'll Be There For You"



Duly noted. Impressively bad.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR (D-Pedantic) Wrote:
1. "True" Spandau Ballet


This almost gets into Placebo Territory for over-emotive vocals.


"Thiiiis MUCHIZTREEEEW!!"


Ah....haha...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HA.


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Noice.


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Trio: "Da Da Da"
Barry Manilow: "Copacabana"
REM: "Shiny Happy People"
Night Ranger: "Sister Christian"
The Beatles: "Oobla Di"
Queen: "You're My Best Friend"
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Billzebub Wrote:
Trio: "Da Da Da"
REM: "Shiny Happy People"


Totally.


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Barry Manilow: "Copacabana"
The Beatles: "Oobla Di"
Queen: "You're My Best Friend"


...ehhh. There's MUCH worse than Manilow out there.

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Night Ranger: "Sister Christian"


What the fuck ever. That song can really hit the spot on a long car ride.

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5. Rod Stewart, Love Touch, 1985


Imagine being in radio, & having to play this thing 3 times in 5 hours.

You'd be amazed at how low you can turn the studio monitor speakers down & still know what's going on.


couldn't you just set the player to countdown backwards and mute it entirely?


We're talkin' pre-CD here. Sweet 12 inches of "Love Touch" vinyl.
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Billzebub Wrote:
Trio: "Da Da Da"
Barry Manilow: "Copacabana"
REM: "Shiny Happy People"
Night Ranger: "Sister Christian"
The Beatles: "Oobla Di"
Queen: "You're My Best Friend"



Disallowed. C'mon now.

I willingly admit that the Barry Manilow song transcends the world of good and evil, and that Trio joke song just goes on for far too long but Queen?..The Beatles?!!


Sister Christian for godsakes?!!!

You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
In finding mister right
You'll be alright...tonight


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Sister Christian for godsakes?!!!


Put this or Kickstart My Heart on the jukebox at any decent bar at top volume, and watch the place erupt.

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Sister Christian for godsakes?!!!


Put this or Kickstart My Heart on the jukebox at any decent bar at top volume, and watch the place erupt.


The only way this song has any redeeming quality whatsoever is if Laibach covers it.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Billzebub Wrote:
Night Ranger: "Sister Christian"


What the fuck ever. That song can really hit the spot on a long car ride.


That's why god gave us air travel.
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the divinyls - touch myself
4 non blondes - whats going on (or whatever the name is)

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"Do You Love Me?" - Kiss
THAT is a godawful song. Jeezus.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.

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See if anyone can top this:

In no particular order...


1. Tiffany - "I Think We're Alone Now"
2. Debbie Gibson - "In Your Eyes"
3. Oleta Adams - "Get Here (If You Can)"
4. Mariah Carey - "Emotions" (the dog whistle song)
5. Timmy T - "One More Try"
6. The Beach Boys - "Kokomo"
7. Celine Deon - "My Heart Will Go On" (the theme from the movie Titanic)
8. Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Without You"
9. New Kids On the Block - "Hang Tough"
10. Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

When I hear these I want to break shit.


Dishonorable mentions:

Beastie Boys - "Brass Monkey"
Bush - "Glycerine"
Color ME Badd - "I Want To Sex You Up"
Ricky Martin/William Asian Retard Hung - "She Bangs"
Shakira - "Whenever"
Gerardo - "Rico Suave"
Air Supply - "Even The Nights Are Better"
Phil Collins - "Sussudio"
Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start The Fire"

edit: dammit. Timis beat me to "Kokomo".

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Billzebub Wrote:
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Sister Christian for godsakes?!!!


Put this or Kickstart My Heart on the jukebox at any decent bar at top volume, and watch the place erupt.


The only way this song has any redeeming quality whatsoever is if Laibach covers it.


...and coincedentally, Bette Midler's "Wings Beneath My Wings" song improves greatly when sung in a death metal growl.


Believe me.

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take yer pick of any culture club tune too

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take yer pick of any culture club tune too


Um... I have to respectfully disagree. There are a lot worse songs out there than CC. George has a pretty great voice, for one. And really, (call me a sucker for 80's blue-eyed soul) but blue-eyed sould is all that it is. And pretty decent, at that, IMO.

Yeah, I know, first a George Michael apologist, and now this!!!

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Starship - We Built This City


UGH!
Great choice.

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right said fred - i'm too sexy


Nah, the Hendrix riff saves it.
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yellow submarine

i wanna rock and roll all night and party every day [or whatever the song title is]

another brick in the wall pts 1-68

i wanna be sedated

brown-eyed girl


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