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It's no shmoo poll, that's fer sure.


That's for showing people how cool you are that only [insert number here] of your top 20 made the overall top 20.

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Similar idea, I guess.

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COUNTDOWN! ONLY X MORE HOURS LEFT TO VOTE IN THE SHMOO POLL EVERYBODY!






Yeah, it's hard to say who's craves attention more, me or you.


I'm guessing you do though.

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COUNTDOWN! ONLY X MORE HOURS LEFT TO VOTE IN THE SHMOO POLL EVERYBODY!






Yeah, it's hard to say who's craves attention more, me or you.


I'm guessing you do though.


I brought nothing up about craving attention, so I'm not sure where that came from.

Are you suggesting that next year I don't publicize the poll?

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The correct answer for worst ever is "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was Not Was. Top UK chart position: #10. Top US chart position: #7.

There have been some really terrible choices for terrible songs.
"Ring of Fire", "Creep", "Loving You" and "I Believe In A Thing Called Love"?

No sir. No.

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SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL Wrote:
Michael Penn - No Myth
Squeeze - Tempted


Oh come on. Dont confuse overplayed with worst.
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I completely agree with whoever said "Your Body Is A Wonderland".

I would like to add:

Papa Roach's first single. That song still makes my blood boil.

Chumbawumba - I get knocked down...

JOAN OSBOURNE - WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US

Alanis Morissette - Ironic
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Juelz Santana the whistle song, I'm pretty sure whistling at girls like that only ends up with you getting slapped

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More than anything, these made me laugh hysterically.


Chicago "you pick the shitty ballad"


Pearl Jam-Elderly Woman Shitting Behind A Counter In A Bucket With An Expression On Her Face That Says, Yeah, This Song Sucks.
--Have you ever seen a group of idiot college guys all break out into song


(wipes tears from my eyes)

Well done, folks.

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Ripple Red Wrote:
The correct answer for worst ever is "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was Not Was.



I'm having a hard time disagreeing with you.

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Also, let us not forget my previous effort at compiling ...THE GAYEST SONGS EVER RECORDED

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DEAD OR ALIVE - Come Inside
FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - Relax
MADONNA - Vogue
CE CE PENISTON - Finally
ABBA - Dancing Queen
CULTURE CLUB - I'll Tumble 4 Ya
THE WEATHER GIRLS - It's Raining Men
RUPAUL - Supermodel (You'd Better Work)
RIGHT SAID FRED - I'm Too Sexy
RICK ASTLEY - Never Gonna Give You Up
PATTI LABELLE - New Attitude
ALICIA BRIDGES - I Love The Nightlife
GLORIA GAYNOR - I Will Survive
BEE GEES - Tragedy
CHAKA KHAN - Let's Hear It For The Boy
THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - Macho Man
WHAM! - Wham Rap
LIBERACE - I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
CHER - Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)
ARETHA FRANKLIN - (You Make Me Feel) Like A Natural Woman
MARY WELLS - My Guy
ELTON JOHN - Can You Feel The Love Tonight?




(lifted from my entry in the "The Mix" forum)

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or Dan Hill "Sometimes When We Touch"


One of the out-and-out pussiest fucking lyrics of all time. Literally makes me wanna punch that douche.

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or Lionel Richie "Say You Say Me"


Not a good song, but I give it some weird kinda props for being one of the more odd #1 hits of the last 25 years. It's like 2 completely ill-fitting musical ideas crammed together.

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or Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"?


Gets a stay of execution only because of the hilarious rendition on "Arrested Development".

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"Wild Wild West" - Escape Club


Oh, sweet Christ, YES.
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<<03 Everyone [except Donna Summer], "MacArthur Park" >>

I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


And your problem is...?
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and let the pelting with rocks and garbage being for this riot-inciting pick...
"Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin (I love Zep, man, but this song is fucking KRYPTONITE)


Thank you.

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CHAKA KHAN - Let's Hear It For The Boy


I have to take exception to this... not because the song sucks (which it does), or that it's not Ghey (which it is), but because CHAKA KHAN DOES NOT SING IT. It's sung by a woman named Denise Williams (just looked it up on Google).

Anyway, Chaka is too freaking great to record a piece of tripe like that.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.

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or Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"?


Gets a stay of execution only because of the hilarious rendition on "Arrested Development".


Anchorman, too.
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"Come Sail Away" - Styx
THEY WERE ALIENS!!!!


Wait, is this true?
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PopTodd Wrote:
"Come Sail Away" - Styx
THEY WERE ALIENS!!!!


Wait, is this true?


"...but to my surprise
they climbed into their starship
And headed to the SKIES!!!!!"

Sadly, yes.

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There are way too many hilarious songs in this thread tagged as 'the worst', but to each his own. My is covered here.

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PopTodd Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
"Come Sail Away" - Styx
THEY WERE ALIENS!!!!


Wait, is this true?


"...but to my surprise
they climbed into their starship
And headed to the SKIES!!!!!"

Sadly, yes.


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south pacific Wrote:
Ripple Red Wrote:
The correct answer for worst ever is "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was Not Was.



I'm having a hard time disagreeing with you.


I came into this thread to say that I had already won it, but damn if this doesn't comes close.

I still attempt suicide everytime I hear "True" tho.

"Huh, huh, huh, huh-huh, huh-lo there. I'm WATCHING YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

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Okay, I admit I was wrong, this thread is strangely compelling. I think it was just the people posting overplayed but not awful things that annoyed me.

Also, I have to ask, regarding these:

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CHER - Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)
ARETHA FRANKLIN - (You Make Me Feel) Like A Natural Woman


Do you just hate these versions, or the originals too? I don't think I've ever heard Cher's cover. Is it really bad?

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