Balls to the Kowalczyk, bitches!

np: Throwing Copper

I have killed a man. A man who looked like Steve.

np: Dead Cities

Should I go to "Ska Is Dead" at Mad Planet? I saw it in Denver, and while the two sixteen-years-old girls -- one with the sweetest chubby-girl booty (small legs, slightly-thickened middle, big skull, layered hair, plumper-than-you'd-expect-from-all-that ass) -- who got up center-stage and made out made the show an enjoyable experience, nothing else on offer was beyond tepid. Then again, that show had Catch-22 and Mustard Plug... Milwaukee's stop will offer MU-330, and as I recall, one of the dOOdz in that band plays a chainsaw. Shit could get real, then.

Should I go?

np: Twenty-eight Teeth

They say this Benvolio is a motherfucker...

np: Shaft (OMP sndtrk.)

Shortly thereafter, the Partido de la Revolucion Institucional lost its grip on the presidency.

np: Apocalypshit

And, with the golpe made against the PRI, I were to have been bound for Mexico.

np: Prolonging the Magic

was there a question in there?

How would a Japanese broad know that? Statistically, Japanese and other East Asian men are the only men whose average penis size differs significantly from the overall male average (it's one-quarter or three-eighths inch). Otherwise, most penises are just about large enough. Black, white, Native American -- it doesn't matter.

Oh, but, yeah, the other anomaly is that gays tend to have statistically-significantly larger penises than breeders.

So, if any of you women have ever had larger than OPA! has had, I would be... well, not entirely shocked, but nonplussed, at least.

What? Are you Japanese and in possession of a small penis, so can't take the heat?

I thought so.