Morrissey already knows where his final resting place will be and as far as gravesites go, it can't get much better. According to Contact Music, the crooner has picked a spot at the Hollywood Forever cemetery right next to Johnny Ramone. "I like that cemetery. I stumbled across Johnny Ramone's stone and thought it was very nicely placed. I sat there for a long time and I felt quite good about it. It was nice his bones were under the soil that I was sitting on."

The epitaph on his tombstone? He added "I want nothing other than name, birth date, death date. I did think of having the words 'Home At Last' but BELLA LUGOSI has already used that."

I wonder if/when people are going to have epitaphs in 'Net/textspeak. "HEVN PLZ K THX! LOLZ!"