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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:10 am 
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Mine: popping corn with my fists. And, as need would arise, it would weaponize and project from the external side of each with great force, straight into my enemies' eyes, blinding them, and making them easy marks for my superhero allies.


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invisibility...


heh heh heh.

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Easy. The ability to give anyone instant diarrhea of varying intensities.

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zombies, dude.

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power: invisibility...
purpose: heh heh heh.

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Time travel.

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Kung Fu Reference Wrote:
Easy. The ability to give anyone instant diarrhea of varying intensities.


or you could just buy Spider Jerusalem's Bowel Disruptor. Set to prolapse.

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I'm Fartman! I can light my farts, and turn them into a devastating wall of flame, ha haaaa!

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These would do pretty well in my web of deception:

"What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?" -- The D.

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I can fold a T-shirt in 5 seconds.


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I can fold a T-shirt in 5 seconds.


Clothes whore.


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Since I'm SP's sidekick, I guess my superhero powers would be getting captured by a baddie and needing to be rescued, or saving her from danger at the very last second.

They can alternate weekly.

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Odds Bodkins Wrote:
I can fold a T-shirt in 5 seconds.


like this? http://www.jengajam.com/r/shirt-folding


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Odds Bodkins Wrote:
I can fold a T-shirt in 5 seconds.


like this? http://www.jengajam.com/r/shirt-folding


Exactly!!! Man, I saw this a while back and it really works!


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My superpowers involve naked stuff.


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Cracking my knuckles at such a volume as to shatter the eardrums of my opponents.


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i can "crack" combination locks and do 3-digit multiplication of 2 numbers in my head! i needn't wish for powers i already possess.

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shiv Wrote:
Kung Fu Reference Wrote:
Easy. The ability to give anyone instant diarrhea of varying intensities.


or you could just buy Spider Jerusalem's Bowel Disruptor. Set to prolapse.


hehehe


i think itd be all about teleporting...maybe involving alternate universes

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I can make Ashlee Simpson songs play at deafening volumes inside peoples' heads until their eyeballs explode and they go irreversibly insane.


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I can sleep for 20 hours straight, and wake up still tired.

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i can take a good thing and turn it into crap.
i'm assholeman...flame on....


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