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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:17 am 
Hard Candy is one of the worst movies I've seen in recent years. After re-watching it I won't rag on it as much as I have in past. Once you get past the fairly bad acting, the half-dozen or so completely idiotic impossibilities, and the complete lack of realism, the movie IS STILL FUCKING RETARDED AND SHITTY AS FUCK. The movie has no believability and throws all dignity out the window. Furthermore you can't pick a character to side with. How the fuck are we supposed to sympathize with either character? Which one do we want to succeed? The extremely crazy vigilante with super human powers? Or the hebephile who may or may not have killed the girl?
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The movie starts out slower than a retarded kid covered in syrup inside a freezer. This 14 year old girl stalks this guy in his 30's (I think). They end up meeting at some little gay coffee house. They meet, they talk, blah blah blah. They decide to go to his house. He asks the 14 year old if she wants to call her older sister to let her know where she'll be. She declines. After they get to his house he fixes himself a drink then offers her one . She tells him no - she is worried that he may have poisoned her drink so she makes one herself. Then what does the little bitch do? She fixes him a drink but then spikes his. He then passes out.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:39 am 
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there's already been a thread about this, dickhole.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:45 am 
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, gimme head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,

Right next to, gentlemen's club.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Candy
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:46 am 
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wait does this mean that spammers are cruising message boards for their lorem ipsum text? i guess i thought that they were random babblings, but this looks like it could have come out of my computer (except that i liked the movie).


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Candy
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:57 am 
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This guy has crack Wrote:
Rediskass Wrote:
EDITED out by haq to remove links
wait does this mean that spammers are cruising message boards for their lorem ipsum text? i guess i thought that they were random babblings, but this looks like it could have come out of my computer (except that i liked the movie).


I dunno, but the whole thing is beyond weird.

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I am happy to know that Estonia finally has internet access.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:07 pm 
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and yet chicago internet still comes without images


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hebephile?

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i'm leaving this one (sans links) up for its creativity and for "FUCKING RETARDED AND SHITTY AS FUCK"


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I was hoping this was going to be about Counting Crows.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
i'm leaving this one (sans links) up for its creativity and for "FUCKING RETARDED AND SHITTY AS FUCK"


This is a really slow day.

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This is a really slow day.

it feels like it's been a really slow week... or maybe i've just been unusually bored with work and trying to find adventure here.


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is it just me, or does the pederast in that movie look an awful lot like bob odenkirk? i thought it was him for most of the movie and just couldn't take it seriously.

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Z Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
This is a really slow day.

it feels like it's been a really slow week... or maybe i've just been unusually bored with work and trying to find adventure here.


It's not just you.

Buuuut, we're always one good OPA flare-up away from happiness. Somebody poke him with a stick.

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Rufus Wainwright has a song called "Greek Song" on Poses. I came across this today while looking for Valentine's songs. Reminded me of Opa because of the gay and the greek.


that's all i've got.

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red Wrote:
Rufus Wainwright has a song called "Greek Song" on Poses. I came across this today while looking for Valentine's songs. Reminded me of Opa because of the gay and the greek.


that's all i've got.


Oh yeah. I always have the same thought.

"One way is Rome, and the other way is Mecca..."

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