Exactly! Do guys stare at each other's crotches when they're clothed? Do nude men scope each other out? I can understand a natural curiosity to "look" but it's not like you're gonna talk to a guy's schlong while conversing. Is it possible to converse while drying off or getting dressed?

Let's not turn this into "latent homosexuality," if we can avoid the irresistable temptation. I know, it's like asking water not to run downhill, but try.

This is about people pretending their junk isn't winking at you while they talk to you. Not everybody wants to see that shit for extended periods of time.

One of my favorite bars has a sign at the six foot level in the bathroom that reads "Your eyes belong here."

thank goodness there is one other reasonable human being in here

Soooo, you're saying guys do look at other guys' junk while conversing? Or do you just chat with extremely tall guys whose penis is eye level?

And I wasn't even going the "latent homosexuality" route...I seriously wanna know.

Let's say I have the WB dancing frog dangling from my belt buckle, doing "Ragtime Gal" in C major, complete with tophat and cane, and I come over and talk to you.

Are you obsessed with frogs?

I get annoyed when I see women who stay naked forEVER in the locker room. Get your clothes on, girls. Or the ones who bend over while naked.

But, this has more to do with my insecurity than anything, though. I want to be able to do that and not care.

this will happen around 45.

I can't wait. I don't even like looking at myself in the mirror after a shower.

15 years... yesssss.....

this thread is turning into a clam bake
call more dudes!!!

I would much rather hear about girls in locker rooms who just can't manage to get fully clothed than about wrinkly old men with no shame.

no no no, you misunderstand the problem completely!!! that is the kind of locker room behavoir i am looking for more of!

Yeah, naked locker room chicks = NOT A PROBLEM, repeat, NOT A PROBLEM.

Yeah, I can't imagine too many people wanting to see me in all my glory for an extended period of time. The only thing that could make me look worse is a "sweater" and a beer belly. Skinny + Hairy= borderline repulsive.

Suuuure. I bet you've been known to pose and show off your pegleg.

I pose everyday when I get out of the shower. It is great being 30, having a full head of hair and a washboard stomach. I don't think I've ever or had someone actually show off their pegleg intentionally around me.

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archive.

In general, people should mind what they say because certain remarks and/or phrases can be so easily misinterpreted.

The most peener straight guys see is in porn, so they don't really know what an average one looks like. They all sneak peeks in the locker room to see what the other guy is swinging by way of comparison. But they'd just as soon kill themselves as get caught looking--it's not so much homophobia as "being-perceived-as-being-a-homo-phobia."

Son, you talk straight for a gay fellow.

Hairy guys are hot.




pegleg. these jokes write themselves.

:(

aaand the bad news keeps on rollin'.

Down with ass hair?

Ha. This is kind of a subject most guys loathe but secretly sweat about. Kind of like when you walk into a busy bathroom. Call it immaturity, or whatever, but guys have quirks too.