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A Northern Soul
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ever get the feeling you showed up for the party late because everyone else is either passed out or having sex in the kitchen?
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Yeah, thats when you unplug all the connecting cords out of their stereo, steal or hide an important remote control, leave an "upper decker", steal some booze and get the fuck out of dodge.....

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I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is an upper decker?
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1. upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
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i've also heard of an upper decker as crapping on top of a closed toilet lid. the other one is better though. time release always wins.

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i've also heard of an upper decker as crapping on top of a closed toilet lid. the other one is better though. time release always wins.


I'm not saying I, or any one I know has done this, but it is pretty much the best trick you can pull. EVER.

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That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!
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we used to have a guy at moy store do this all the time...his coup de grace one time was a cigarette butt stuck in it.

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:cry:

<--- trying to eat Indian food.
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polly six Wrote:
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<--- trying to eat Indian food.


You're likely to have ammo for an upper decker in 3-5.
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Aural Fixation Wrote:
That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!


agreed.
i don't get it
but boys love poop.
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ayah Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!


agreed.
i don't get it
but boys love poop.


Yet, you're the on ementioning 'assholes' in your signature ;)

For the record, wasn't Picasso WIDELY regarded as a major asshole?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator LooGAR HasAPosse Wrote:
For the record, wasn't Picasso WIDELY regarded as a major asshole?


particularly by all the women in his life.
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ayah Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!


agreed.
i don't get it
but boys love poop.
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Senator LooGAR HasAPosse Wrote:
Cotton Wrote:
i've also heard of an upper decker as crapping on top of a closed toilet lid. the other one is better though. time release always wins.


I'm not saying I, or any one I know has done this, but it is pretty much the best trick you can pull. EVER.


You can also use it to write "NATURE BOY WAS HERE" in five inch letters on the walls and/or mirrors. If you are so inclined.

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Kung Fu Reference Wrote:
Senator LooGAR HasAPosse Wrote:
Cotton Wrote:
i've also heard of an upper decker as crapping on top of a closed toilet lid. the other one is better though. time release always wins.


I'm not saying I, or any one I know has done this, but it is pretty much the best trick you can pull. EVER.


You can also use it to write "NATURE BOY WAS HERE" in five inch letters on the walls and/or mirrors. If you are so inclined.


Sounds like you know about the Phantom Feces Rider?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Also, if a dorm-type setting is available, if you gang-shit a toilet, dip a broom into the swollen bowl, tuck the broom handle under your arm and run down the hallway, people will so "Aw, shit!" when hit with the business end 97% of the time.

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ayah Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!


agreed.
i don't get it
but boys love poop.


At least we're not making anyone eat it, like your team's charming but troubled auteur, John Waters.

... We're not making anyone eat it, right? Atlanta Crackers*, Haq...? I stand correct?

*Obscure [sic] minor-league baseball reference. But not funny. Had I mentioned the Atlanta BLACK Crackers, though, from one of the lesser Negro Baseball circuits, though...

NAZR MOHAMMED!
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Benvolio Wrote:
ayah Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
That is fuckin' disgusting. Yuck!


agreed.
i don't get it
but boys love poop.


At least we're not making anyone eat it, like your team's charming but troubled auteur, John Waters.
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MY team? i'm a free agent, darlin'.
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like your team's charming but troubled auteur, John Waters.


That's like calling out Chris Rock for comments made by Alan Keyes.
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The upper decker is an american classic. I have another shit related trick. This one is of course totally fucking evil because you are usually messing with total strangers. If you live near a major walking thoroughfare it works best. Basic but funny here it is.

Take dollar

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Spread dog poo on one half like so

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fold so no poo is exposed

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leave on ground and watch person after person pick up

hilarity ensues

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I'd try THAT for a dollar
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frostingspoon Wrote:
Benvolio Wrote:
like your team's charming but troubled auteur, John Waters.


That's like calling out Chris Rock for comments made by Alan Keyes.

Yeah, but when was the last time Chris Rock did a stage dive?
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"code" preserves formatting

Code:
Take dollar

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Spread dog poo on one half like so

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|PPPPPP          |
|PPPPPP          |
|PPPPPP          |
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fold so no poo is exposed

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|        |
|        |
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leave on ground and watch person after person pick up

hilarity ensues
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