uhh what?

Because it will get lost among all the other, more lurid details in this story, I just wanted to point out that the macaque was being kept at the Living Materials Center.

if you lived with a monkey, you'd probably make audio porn tapes for it too

I hope this monkey rips his dick off.

but that's what he wants the monkey to do

The newspaper to which this article is linked is located in the very city limits within which I am typing this post. I work in Allen. Ironically enough, monkey sex is not prohibited in the Employee Handbook.

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."