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 Post subject: Most Inappropriate Songs To Play At A Wedding Reception
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:35 am 
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...that you can think of.



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Hands down, the answer is:

"No Children" - The Mountain Goats

The funniest thing is that my wife and I really wanted to play it at our rehearsal and waltz around happily....just to see if anyone would notice the lyrics...we didn't end up tempting fate though.

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Pick a Ween song...any Ween song...

"Piss Up A Rope"

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Pick a Ween song...any Ween song...


"Baby Bitch"

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GG Allin - "Last In Line For the Gang Bang"

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I've mentioned this before, but at one of my cracker in-laws' wedding ceremonies they played "Dueling Banjos" without a hint of irony or knowledge that the tune conjures up frightening backwoods sodomy.
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GG Allin - "Last In Line For the Gang Bang"

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you win...

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The Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
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This should be a good time to mention that a friend of mine's dad used to request "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mothers" at weddings. Not so much inappropriate as just damned funny.

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"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" by Jimmy Buffett
"Cocaine" by Eric Clapton

These were played at my wedding and caused me to nearly stab my DJ.


Chrome, my roommate and I have always said that "No Children" is the greatest wedding song ever. :lol:
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Piss up a rope is good one.

I was thinking Smack my bitch up by the Prodigy, Pussy Control by Prince or Cock in my pocket by Iggy and the Stooges.

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You can't rerally beat GG for inappropriate. But, not really wedding specific, just inappropriate and offensive in pretty much any setting would be something like Jesus Entering From The Rear by The Feederz.

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Funny... This past weekend I was on the way back from Lynchburg, TN w/ a couple of friends of mine who are getting married in June. We were having this exact conversation. For the first dance it was Billy Idol - "Flesh Fantasy" (groom would look over and wink at the father of the bride) and for the room-clearer it was Wolf Eyes - "Stabbed in the Face".

And for the Ween song - "You Fucked Up"


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Ice-T - Girl, L.G.B.N.A.F.*

* let's get butt naked and fuck
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I would imagine Joe Walsh's "I.L.B.T.s" just might draw some ire from the parents of the bride.

Joe Walsh Wrote:
Uh-huh.
I like big tits (I like big tits), uh-huh (uh-huh).
Y'see em on the street, left and right,
I like big tits (that's right).
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time, I try to call it quits,
Here come some tits (uh-huh).
That'sa big ten-four big tits--what it is
Uh-huh.
(Tits)I like big tits.
What it is--I like big tits.

Tits.

Well they come in twos, hard to choose,
Your favourite tit. Uh-huh.

I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch, a Big Tit Attack
I like tits for breakfast, eggs benedict tits
Uh huh, what it is, uh huh, they're where it's at.
Tits.
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up, or draggin' on the ground
I like those tits, uh huh. Ow!
Tits. Says it all for me.
Tits. I'm a tit man.
I'm a tit man--
I like big tits (uh huh)
And they like me too, that's right.
They give me fits--
I like big tits.

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How about the Fiery Furnace's "Single Again"
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FT Wrote:
I would imagine Joe Walsh's "I.L.B.T.s" just might draw some ire from the parents of the bride.

Joe Walsh Wrote:
Uh-huh.
I like big tits (I like big tits), uh-huh (uh-huh).
Y'see em on the street, left and right,
I like big tits (that's right).
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time, I try to call it quits,
Here come some tits (uh-huh).
That'sa big ten-four big tits--what it is
Uh-huh.
(Tits)I like big tits.
What it is--I like big tits.

Tits.

Well they come in twos, hard to choose,
Your favourite tit. Uh-huh.

I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch, a Big Tit Attack
I like tits for breakfast, eggs benedict tits
Uh huh, what it is, uh huh, they're where it's at.
Tits.
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up, or draggin' on the ground
I like those tits, uh huh. Ow!
Tits. Says it all for me.
Tits. I'm a tit man.
I'm a tit man--
I like big tits (uh huh)
And they like me too, that's right.
They give me fits--
I like big tits.


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Shit, how about "I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll)" by whomever.

Kinda says it all, don't it?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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see my avatar.


I have this image of the grandmother putting her hands over her ears as AWWWWW SKEET SKEET MUTHA FUCKAAAAAA AW SKEET SKEET A GOT DAMN! starts blaring away.


BEND OVER TO FRONT! TOUCH YR TOES! BOUNCE THAT ASS UP AND DOWN AND GET LOW!



Aunt Patti looks on horrified.
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I've been at a few weddings where 'Mony Mony' gets played and everyone still screams the 'hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked' part.

I always feel bad for the grandparents who are wondering what the young people are yelling.

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I've been at a few weddings where 'Mony Mony' gets played and everyone still screams the 'hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked' part.


To this day, I still can't for the life of me figure out how this ever got started in the first place. It was just this bizarre phenomenon that cropped up everywhere at once, without any sort of impetus (popular movie scene, etc.). But at pretty much every bar, wedding or backyard b-b-q in the world, when Billy Idol's version of "Mony Mony" gets played, everyone yells "HEY! GET LAID, GET FUCKED!" on cue without any advance prep. It's just so weird.

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Ball and Chain - Social Distortion

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I Wanna Party on your Pussy - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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The Mentors - Adultery

I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring

Cause one night stands are my thing

Your marriage means nothin' to me

I'm totally into adultery



It's our secret between just you and me

That we're into committing adultery



She was feeling all alone

She called me up on the telephone

She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner

Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery

That's the life for you and me

Adultery

That's the life for you and me



Now it's time that we hit the sack

I'm gonna pull out and come on your back

I don't want your old man knowin' I was there

So he will still chow down in your pubic hair



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah

Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut



You and me naked together had fun

I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son

We were drunk and feelin' fine

I just hope my son has a dick like mine



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut

Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah

Adultery,that's the life for you and me

Adultery,that's the life for you and me
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