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I would crush you if I ever came upon you.


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So, is the BobBland Deathwatch on hiatus?
Set the clock back to 11:30!

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Massively svelte?


Oh, you're goooooooooooooooooooood. I'm officially adopting this designation.

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I would crush you if I ever came upon you.


Trust me, it would crush me -- DEVASTATE ME -- if anyone ever came on me.

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So, is the BobBland Deathwatch on hiatus?
Set the clock back to 11:30!


Yeah, I figure I've got at least another 3-4 Daylight Savings Times in me.

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I'm asking for death by saying I added two pounds in the last year and am up to 140.


It's those G. Hawkes genes, man. Besides, there's no such thing as a fat Malachi.

By the way, I outweigh you by AT LEAST 210.

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I'm asking for death by saying I added two pounds in the last year and am up to 140.


It's those G. Hawkes genes, man. Besides, there's no such thing as a fat Malachi.

By the way, I outweigh you by AT LEAST 210.


I bet you have me by a few inches too, I am roughly 5'10-5'11

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 Post subject: Re: Morbidly Obese - Morbidly = FT
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I just got back my cholesterol score from when I donated my gravy-filled O+ earlier this week, and I came in at 179.


something about that sentence struck me as hilarious. I have the opposite problem, I've been trying to gain weight damnit, 125 pounds just isn't very impressive

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I just got back my cholesterol score from when I donated my gravy-filled O+ earlier this week, and I came in at 179.


something about that sentence struck me as hilarious. I have the opposite problem, I've been trying to gain weight damnit, 125 pounds just isn't very impressive


WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STICK PEOPLE?!?!?!?

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I just got back my cholesterol score from when I donated my gravy-filled O+ earlier this week, and I came in at 179.


something about that sentence struck me as hilarious. I have the opposite problem, I've been trying to gain weight damnit, 125 pounds just isn't very impressive


WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STICK PEOPLE?!?!?!?


LooGAR, you, & I need to regulate on these assholes.

(Of course, in the above trio, I'm the runt -- 6'3", 235#.)


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Bob Bland

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SLINKY GARGANTUA

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 Post subject: Re: Morbidly Obese - Morbidly = FT
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BRING THE REVOLUTION Wrote:
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STICK PEOPLE?!?!?!?


LooGAR, you, & I need to regulate on these assholes.

(Of course, in the above trio, I'm the runt -- 6'3", 235#.)


You're even further down the totem pole than that, Andy. Don't forget about discostu and Derris. I think Bloor is also a giant, albeit a thin one.

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Bob Bland

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SLINKY GARGANTUA


Didn't he used to call games with Tony Kubek?

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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.

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BRING THE REVOLUTION Wrote:
FT Wrote:
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STICK PEOPLE?!?!?!?


LooGAR, you, & I need to regulate on these assholes.

(Of course, in the above trio, I'm the runt -- 6'3", 235#.)


You're even further down the totem pole than that, Andy. Don't forget about discostu and Derris. I think Bloor is also a giant, albeit a thin one.


No, Bloor doesn's count. He's just a taller Malachi. Truly, then, a Joey Ramone tribute artist waiting to happen. (Though only LooGAR has J.R.'s height matched.)


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.

OPA! wants to know who's the Tight End?


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.

OPA! wants to know who's the Tight End?


OPA!, of course. He's a pretty wide body, if his head-shot is true.


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BRING THE REVOLUTION Wrote:
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BRING THE REVOLUTION Wrote:
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STICK PEOPLE?!?!?!?


LooGAR, you, & I need to regulate on these assholes.

(Of course, in the above trio, I'm the runt -- 6'3", 235#.)


You're even further down the totem pole than that, Andy. Don't forget about discostu and Derris. I think Bloor is also a giant, albeit a thin one.


No, Bloor doesn's count. He's just a taller Malachi. Truly, then, a Joey Ramone tribute artist waiting to happen. (Though only LooGAR has J.R.'s height matched.)


yeah, I'm a very average 6'2 175.

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FT Wrote:
You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.

Monty will supply the "glue" that binds them together though.


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.




I'm 6'5, 200. I"d get pushed around by Loog, Stu, FT, and monty along the line just due to the weight advantage.

I'm more of the prototypical wide receiver, except much much slower.

But if you get it near my hands I'll catch it.


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.




I'm 6'5, 200. I"d get pushed around by Loog, Stu, FT, and monty along the line just due to the weight advantage.

I'm more of the prototypical wide receiver, except much much slower.

But if you get it near my hands I'll catch it.


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I would crush you if I ever came upon you.


Trust me, it would crush me -- DEVASTATE ME -- if anyone ever came on me.


Awesome. I was referring to Promethium's sickly self. Let's change "came" to "met".


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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.


Well, you could sub me in for Monty then - I'm 6'5" and outweigh FT by a few....

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You know, between me, LooGAR, discostu, Derris and monty, Obner's got a pretty damn formidable offensive line.


That does sound like a nice pile of guys right there.

Monty's not that tall, though.


Well, you could sub me in for Monty then - I'm 6'5" and outweigh FT by a few....


So, which one of us plays pulling Guard?

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