This plan would implode like Enron.

This is the funniest thread on Obner in a while. I want 30 hours straight of Katie cracking one-liners.

Seriously though, the truth about this is that Diddy doesn't know how to tell time and no one in his posse has told him yet.


So by his calculations: pumpin' hard for 5 minutes + passing out asleep until the next day = 30 hours.

It ain't true unless your woman brags for you.

thirty hours that isn't shit once I went for a whole week and almost starved to death

If he thinks he's that good, him and Sting should have a sex-off and see who can go the longest.

together?

that pr0n would be called "Diddy's Stinger" or "Diddy Gets Stung" or "Does Your Diddy Sting?" or "Stunged Ur Diddy LOLZ" or some riff on Bono

While on the subject of sex, & tornados, what about skipping Bob's "Texas Tornado" act & moving right to the smoky tornado?

... I mean, come on. It's custard... for the Ladies...

The trick is to stay hydrated. Use this...

http://cgi.ebay.com/CAMELBAK-BFM-Foliag ... dZViewItem

and you can keep some clif bars in there or something, she can feed you when you're about to collapse on her...

Stunged Ur Diddy


LOLZ. And ditto LOLZ.

In his case I have to admit Combs specifically is indeed a stoopid-azz primate.

But he figured out bidness and promoshen, that's true.