So apparantly my "best friend" had a huge party at his place last night that was a lot of fun for all.

Too bad I wasn't invited or even informed of this. The only reason I know of this is because i ended up with an email full of drunken photos from the "gala event of the season."

Maybe it's just pure, unadulterated emotion talking right now or maybe it's just built up frustration, but I'm sick and tired of getting shafted by everybody I know. Though I should be used to it by now: its only been going on my entire life. I've spent years going out of my way to help people because that's the kind of sap that I am and never once have I gotten anything in return (believe it or not, I'm not exaggerating on this one).

I've been so stressed out from everything that my health is deteriorating. My left hand has been tingling for four days due to a pinched nerve from constant muscular tension, my leg is twitching on its own, I woke up a few days ago with a broken blood vessel in my eye, and I'm pulling my hair out in clumps.

I'm just about ready to throw in the towel on all of this. I just might go and crawl into the bathtub with the toaster.

I apologize for not posting this in Tania's official vent thread.

Dude, you've got a radio show every week...how can your life possibly suck?

Maybe you should join the military. Seriously though, this is why I hate people.

I get it. Chin up, lad. Start walking around with that I-know-I'm-better-than-you strut. And if you're going to hurt anyone, I suggest them. With a baseball bat.

Victims and martyrs often make bad party guests.

People are the worst.

that's one mean ass april fools joke.

Pretty good rule of thumb that if they don't treat you right, you move on.

I couldn't have said that when I was 16, but at 40 it's pretty easy,

didn't that come out after heroes and villains?

Generic Konstantiadvice: "Just climb a hill"

People fucking suck sometimes. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt as long as possible, and then they're dead to me. Saves stress. This guy's dead to you. Stop pulling out your hair. Soon you'll be out of there and will meet new folks, who you can assume don't suck until proven otherwise. It seems like ages, but it's not.

Jesus, if I had to live with the folks I went to college with forever, the toaster would have been the right choice. But mostly stuff gets better as you get older. Except your knees. Wait it out.

this is why i keep my list of friends to around 2 or 3 max.

I think you should spend more time with your penis.

He's always there for you, he's a good listener, and he'll make you feel better.

Fuck his girlfriend.

In the ass.

Oh, and invite the basketball team to "clean up" when you're done.

(I hear Hegel has a video camera.)

I'm supposed to be having the guys from work over for Wrestlemania. An hour and a half before it starts, half of them call up and say they're not coming with excuses like they have no way to get here or they have schoolwork. One of them, who I informed of this two weeks ago, even had the gall to say that he could've if I had given him some advance notice.

It's like "fuck off, the pay-per-view itself is $50 and I just spent $20 on snacks and drinks. Don't act like it's my fault you can't come because you're too lazy to look up a busroute or do your work on another night."

People are the worst.

You've got Wrestlemania and $20 of snacks to yourself. I say you're better off.

Damn, VL, that does suck.

I think the best advice in this thread is to just ditch these schmucks..and then fuck their girlfriends.

Harley watches Wrestlemania?

That's like learning that Julianna Hatfield hunts tigers.

the real problem is in how you've defined best friend.

I'd suggest not having such shitty friends. I mean don't get me wrong, I've got lots of shitty friends, but very few close ones for this reason.

Also, don't let it get to you. Taking this shit so seriously is obviously detrimental to your health. Consider joining a right wing militia, or an evangelical church orsome like-minded group of idiots with a single-minded existence. Those guys always get along.

wait, are you really, really annoying?

As in all matters (sartorial or otherwise) ayah's got it right.

Ditch them fools.