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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:41 pm 
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Lotions with Overwhelming Scents

In my day, we only had Jergen's and WE LIKED IT!!! Seriously, though, the granny in the cube down the row is putting something on her liver-spotted hands and forearms that's literally causing my nose hairs to disintegrate like the fuses of 100 firecrackers.

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FT, Word on the street is that you liked the Jergens a bit too much ;)~

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FT, Word on the street is that you liked the Jergens a bit too much ;)~


We referred to it as JERK-INS, appropriately enough. Rhymes with Gherkins, even more appropriately.

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Too cool for love? No time for experience? Knowledge is the be-all and end-all?
They seem to be nothing more than walking encyclopedias of consensus pomposity.


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I mean, wtf?

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There's a lady in my office that, once in awhile, comes in and it smells like she took a fucking bath in perfume. I wanna get ahold of it and spray it in her eyes.

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I've got this one lady down the hall who practically bathes in Vanilla Springs. Her, I just want to cook up and slather with caramel fudge.

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I've got this one lady down the hall who practically bathes in Vanilla Springs. Her, I just want to cook up and slather with caramel fudge.


What does that mean, really?

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I had a roomate who used to put so much cologne, I'd be in my room w/ the door closed taking bong rips & I'd smell him at the other end of the house in his bedroom getting ready to go out. He smelled like a 14 year old Persian kid going to the Beverly Connection

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my brother does this a lot. i try to tell him he smells like a whore, but to no avail.


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My son sprays that Axx shit like they do on the commercial
like it was the only thing protecting him from ebola
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...like it was the only thing protecting him from ebola
and he was about to go out monkey-licking in the congo


Love this.

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Finch Platte Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
I've got this one lady down the hall who practically bathes in Vanilla Springs. Her, I just want to cook up and slather with caramel fudge.


What does that mean, really?


ditto. :shrug:

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I kick people out of my office for wearing smelly shit.


Good work. They should seriously have some kind of rule about that shit.


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i liked my hos better when they had warm fuzzy piss curtains

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but seriously i hate them good-smelly lotions too

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____people?

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Paul Caporino of M.O.T.O. Wrote:
I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.


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I will not apologize for my love of Bath and Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom lotion.

But Vanilla Fields? Double ick. ;)


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I will not apologize for my love of Bath and Body Works Sensual Amber lotion.

But Vanilla Fields? Double ick. I like to eat cake, not smell like it. ;)

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Yeah, I don't care for the smell of that lotion, either.

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i liked my hos better when they had warm fuzzy piss curtains


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I'm not suppose to wear cologne or smelly fragrance at work since I come in contact with the accounting secretary who is allergic to damn near everything. She had to be moved to her own isolated office due to her health issues, and I am one of the few people who am actually allowed to converse with her face to face.
She might as well live in a bubble here.

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__the mentally handicapped wearing Crocs.

I know it isn't really PC, but are Crocs like the new velcro shoes for the mentally handicapped/challenged. I saw a ton of people wearing them when they brought all the special needs people to the circus here and see quite a few mentally challenged people wear them when they are riding the bus.

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i liked my hos better when they had warm fuzzy piss curtains


Chris Hansen, Perverted Justice, & I salute you.


make that three votes for girls with more than one proof of voting age.

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