And just think of all the extra snot you got with that Whopper. Mmmm. The mucus makes the meat and bun chunks slide down your throat a little easier.

I always check my burger for anything that could be foreign. And if I find something and I have a tie on, heaven help you!

And Todd, thank you for those nice comments. One day I'm going to write a TV script and become massively unsuccessful and poorer to the price of a ink cartridge.

I always thought that ties go to the runner, but that's just me...

i read your post to my wife darrin - in a horrid attempt at a scottish brogue.

Darrin,

That was a brilliant bit.
I too often wish I had to wear a tie, because it makes me feel good, but I then remember if I wear a tie, I need to wear a nice shirt under it which probably needs to be ironed or taken to the cleaners. No thanks. I'll wear a casual shirt or sweater instead. Now if I had to wear a tie, I would without problems.



You made up 2 words right in a row.

Funnily enough, that second one is a real word.

Damnit, Bones. Tim's an architect, not an etymologist.

Yeah, I make a point of only making up one word per thread.

What does the study of bugs have to do with any of this?

The moral is architects can't spell but they think they can, while apparently etymologists really can spell.