This is a serious question. Answer honestly, please.


What the fuck is your problem?

What is this fixation you have with me that you have to read and respond to every single post I make and run me down about it? What have I done to offend you so deeply that my mere presence on the board makes your cup of snarkiness, condescension, and pompousness overflow? Is it like how they explain the actions of bullies on sitcoms and kids' television shows - you hate yourself, so you take it out on others? Is it boredom? Too much free time?

I honestly don't get it and I want to understand. Help me understand. To the best of my knowledge, there is nothing I have done to instigate you. For the longest time, I simply ignored you altogether. So if you could just offer some insight or explanation, that would be great. Thanks.

This is not going to help things.

stop. you're killing me.

one word: mancrush

i think some insight to the issue here

I know. I'm just tired of it. It feels pretty undeserved. And considering the huge number of genuinely nice, friendly people on this board, it doesn't seem like a couple of assholes should be allowed to tarnish it.

It's not just me. I see people like PopTodd and daystar and Hegel picked on and berated just as much. For things like their taste in music or wearing multiple rings. More often than necessary, it crosses the line from joking to malicious.

hey guys - he's young

Well, theyre just much, much cooler than you, obviously.

Harley, don't let it bother you. There are much worse things to worry about.

That was my stance for the longest time. But I'm sick of it. It's like I'm in highschool, except the bullies are three decades older than me instead of three grades.

I can't speak for Billz, but for me it's the same difference.

Oh boy...

oh the internet can be such a cruel place, used to be you could only bully people who lived in the same place as you, thank god for technology

Harley, sometimes in life, you gotta realize who your real enemy is, and trust me, it's not Radcliffe and Billzebub. Consider them like two big brothers who tease...or two drunk uncles who tease.

There are other evils on this board that should worry you more than those two.

Evil on obner , surely sir you jest

Well there's the laughing at starving kids bit. Which could be taken wrong and whatnot.

and there also is the spammers who are trying to temp me with their videos of young girls with nice legs and wet holes and etc.

haha. oh man.

And for the record...I (Hegel) don't want to align myself with this cry for help.
If I get made fun of for making a post about who originally wrote Across the Universe or killing my mothers pet, then so be it.

Ultimately, this is the internet. Sure, that's cliche and all, but it's the truth. I imagine that most people here would get along if they met in person. It's not internet persona per se. It is more like there is no inhibition in saying what you really think when communicating over the internet or even to sacrifice politeness for a mean joke at someone else's expense.

It's all good man. I'll say the same thing I said to Monty about that nickisnotdead guy: Let. It. Go.

that's a nut shell, and realize when it comes down to it, they just like the rock a bit more than the roll

since the board goes at a super slow crawl when i have avatars turned on, i can't tell most of you apart.

Don't forgot that they're ON YOUR COMPUTER. So at least you know that you won't be stuffed in a locker.

all the hilarious posts are by me (bort)

np: Marah, "Feather Boa"