My sister just took a job in Smashville.

nobody likes private school kids

gauchebag is technically a college graduate, at 21 years of age. so probably not older or smarter than you had thought.

I imagine we'll be there at some point late this year. I will definitely let you know. They've been coming here more often of late, but they recently moved to the Franklin side of Brentwood, and we want to check out their new high-tone digs. Plus, I lurvs me some Nashville. We just mo po than they is, which has limited our appearances in recent years.

I have a deepseated grudge against Vandy for not recognizing my greatness and awarding me The Grantland Rice Scholarship for Sportswriting circa 1995.

And never you mind that I may have been the single worst sports editor at any amateur newspaper in the history of AMGERGIKAG, my column entertained the shit out of me.

Although, when I really consider the fundamental changes my lifestyle would have taken, I should be happy with them. Alas, hate she knows no reason.

I need to see if I can dig up the columns I wrote during my ill-fated tenure as Sports Editor of The University Star, the (then) Southwest Texas State University (now, just Texas State) campus newspaper, in the Spring Semester of 1988. My contract was not renewed.

Prolly not... But you havn't anything on me, either. I finished college at 21, as well.

In comparing our horrendousness as editors, we should keep in mind that in the spring of my senior year, the girl's soccer team won the state tournament. I failed to run an article on it. Not out of misogyny or hatred of women's sports. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT HAD HAPPENED.

How COULD you have known?!? High school girls soccer ranks several notches below men's wheelchair curling on the list of sports relevance. Not because they're girls, or because it's soccer, or because it's high school...rather, because it's girls AND soccer AND high school. Talk about SNAKE EYES.

I found a response letter that was sent in about an article that Loog wrote in 97 that I found hilarious:


*LOOG*'s column (Sept. 25) embodies everything that is wrong with the average American college student and your paper. It's very warming to know that while Mr. *Loog* has about as much common sense as a mule, his GPA is still decent. Although, if he truly considers a 3.06 GPA to be good and reputable and evidence that he does not suffer from his alcoholic binges, then maybe he should re-evaluate his worth in life. He must have pretty low self- esteem if all he can write about is his alcoholic problems. This column does nothing for me but revitalize my opinion of your paper. It still works great as a place- mat during my lunch! Alan Murphy junior management information systems

PRICELESS. People were PISSED about that shee. Is this online?

Go to the Red and Black. Search your name in the archives.

How you were even functional enough to make a deadline in beyond me.

Says the dude who slept through a FR in the TMAC's office