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Dalen
 Post subject: Dj'ing an art show 2mrw: help me pick something offensive
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So i'm dj'ing this university art show 2mrw for a girlfriend.

I've sorted most of my playlist (apparat, boards of canada, the rakes, the maccabees, bloc party, phoenix, metro area, simian mobile disco, klaxons, helios, etc), but i want 1 or 2 offensive bits to slip in when the hipsters and art nerds are least expecting it. Help me out my niggas.

2 Live Crew is too obvious btw.
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You can just sample yourself reciting prior posts, like "can't we just sit back and let the black race kill itself off?"
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nothing is offensive anymore unless it charts. it's a university art show. you don't have to try too hard.
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I actually saw that coming.

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Gallery rap!
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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Are there any David Allan Coe re-mixes out there?

How about any song that makes fun of art students. There have to be tons.
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discostu Wrote:
How about any song that makes fun of art students. There have to be tons.


MODERN ART
MAKES ME
WANT TO ROCK OUT

MODERN ART
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WANT TO ROCK OUT

MODERN ART
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How about any song that makes fun of art students. There have to be tons.


i gotta find some. help me dudes.
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
You can just sample yourself reciting prior posts, like "can't we just sit back and let the black race kill itself off?"


i'll already have a megaphone for that.
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Kinky Friedman's The Ballad of Charles Whitman might not go over too well in light of current events

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What's that Chinga Chavin song that goes, "Hello mistah, how'd you like to fuck my sistah? She's a virgin, looks like a movie star."
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
You can just sample yourself reciting prior posts, like "can't we just sit back and let the black race kill itself off?"


nice job.
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Can't go wrong with the Butthole Surfers--maybe 'Clean It Up' or 'X-Ray of A Girl Passing Gas'

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whitehouse - right to kill

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The Forgotten Rebels have a number of great songs for this occasion:

'Bomb the Boats (Feed the Fish)', 'A.I.D.S.' or 'Fuck Me Dead'

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Collective Soul - Shine

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Collective Soul - Shine


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If you want to direct it at the art nerds, I suggest:

Dead Milkmen - "Instant Club Hit"
King Missile - "Sensitive Artist"

Otherwise, here's some other suggestions:

William S Burroughs - "Spare Ass Annie"
King Missile - "Dick"
Ween - "Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)"
the "Hard Fucking" & "Cock Push-ups" skits from the 1st Tenacious D album
Wesley Willis - "Taste A Panda's Ass" or any other of Wesley's songs about fellating animals
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play some lynerd skynerd to freak out the art nerds

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Dalen Wrote:
discostu Wrote:
How about any song that makes fun of art students. There have to be tons.


i gotta find some. help me dudes.


"Art School" by The Clean. Lyrics are hard to make out though.
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ricknroll Wrote:
King Missile - "Dick"


I don't think I know that one but If you're gonna go with a King Missile song, I'd suggest "Double Fucked by Two Black Studs" instead
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