nmr: random observations 4/07 version

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:34 pm

- saw a very large woman while out at lunch today, wearing tight white top and tight pink pants... unfortunately I could also see her black lace "boy shorts" under her pink pants which were (egad) severely up the crack of her ass. My friend happened to witness her pulling said undies out of said crack.

- a woman in my office often jokes about problematic managers by saying things like "it just makes me want to grab them by the short and curlys." The irony is lost on her when I've observed that her seriously bad perm resembles said short and curlys.

- how is it that after the Virginia Tech shooting, the next big national news stories are Alec Baldwin's anger management issues and a 4 year old getting tackled by a 185 lb. college football player?

- I'm ready for a vacation.

What do ya got?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

d Wrote:

- how is it that after the Virginia Tech shooting, the next big national news stories are Alec Baldwin's anger management issues and a 4 year old getting tackled by a 185 lb. college football player?

how about a new fucking planet?! c'mon, that's awesome, right?

also, who didn't laugh at the kid getting plowed on the sidelines? yeah, he got up and he's ok, but what was he doing out there in the first place? blame is all on the parents.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:39 pm

When I went to the Dry Cleaner's the chick behind the counter was reading Thong On Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale

Tying a bow tie is really flipping hard

Being just sick enough to be contagious, but just well enough to not feel like death makes you feel bad for skipping out on work.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:40 pm

Z Wrote:

how about a new fucking planet?! c'mon, that's awesome, right?

True, but I think I found out that I'd weigh over 200 lbs. if I moved to that planet, and that's... well, that's just not an option for me.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:41 pm

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

When I went to the Dry Cleaner's the chick behind the counter was reading Thong On Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale

Even funnier, that there are REVIEWS on the amazon page.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:43 pm

I ordered a slice of pizza today and asked the guy to heat it up a bit. I pick the slice up, and it was hotter the molten lava.

what was he thinking? i couldnt eat it for 10 minutes. and i think it ate thru the paper and ruined the table.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

When I went to the Dry Cleaner's the chick behind the counter was reading Thong On Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale

Amazon Wrote:

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But Saucy refuses to go down easy. She plots her revenge against some of the most powerful playas in the music industry, never suspecting that her enemies will fight back...and fight back hard.

Awesome

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:50 pm

Today I was asked to do a phone interview tomorrow for a job I applied to pretty much on a lark, but would totally love.

Now the idea of possibly getting a new job is hitting me and it's kind of weird. I've been here almost 7 years, pay is great and the people and schedule are amazing.

Plus, I've forgotten all job interviewing techniques and do's and don'ts.

This will be interesting.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

the author is Noire

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:52 pm

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

Tying a bow tie is really flipping hard

You have less than six months to perfect it, boyo. No clip ons for me.

And Dana, at least the Salad Dodger was wearing boy shorts and not a visible, gigantic thong.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:53 pm

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Today I was asked to do a phone interview tomorrow for a job I applied to pretty much on a lark, but would totally love.

Now the idea of possibly getting a new job is hitting me and it's kind of weird. I've been here almost 7 years, pay is great and the people and schedule are amazing.

Plus, I've forgotten all job interviewing techniques and do's and don'ts.

This will be interesting.

Wing it. Just don't try to wing it drunk.

Make eye contact, and ask for what you want, just like hitting on girls.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:54 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

And Dana, at least the Salad Dodger was wearing boy shorts and not a visible, gigantic thong.

True, everyone knows thongs are so 2002 anyway.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:56 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

Tying a bow tie is really flipping hard

You have less than six months to perfect it, boyo. No clip ons for me.

1) Can you even tie a normal tie?

2) Good luck on learning yourself

3) You're not smart enough to tell the difference anyway, and if I have problems with it, just think about the other neanderthals standing with me

4) I was trying to figure out how to do so to class up your Derby Party, so keep it in your pants, Junior.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:57 pm

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Today I was asked to do a phone interview tomorrow for a job I applied to pretty much on a lark, but would totally love.

Now the idea of possibly getting a new job is hitting me and it's kind of weird. I've been here almost 7 years, pay is great and the people and schedule are amazing.

Plus, I've forgotten all job interviewing techniques and do's and don'ts.

This will be interesting.

Wing it. Just don't try to wing it drunk.

Make eye contact, and ask for what you want, just like hitting on girls.

Today class, the fine Senator will lead us in exercises from the reading comprehension workbook that HE FUCKING WROTE!

/In all seriousness, thanks for the tips. But I couldn't not bust your chops.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

d Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

And Dana, at least the Salad Dodger was wearing boy shorts and not a visible, gigantic thong.

True, everyone knows thongs are so 2002 anyway.

thongs feel goog

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:59 pm

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Today I was asked to do a phone interview tomorrow for a job I applied to pretty much on a lark, but would totally love.

Now the idea of possibly getting a new job is hitting me and it's kind of weird. I've been here almost 7 years, pay is great and the people and schedule are amazing.

Plus, I've forgotten all job interviewing techniques and do's and don'ts.

This will be interesting.

Wing it. Just don't try to wing it drunk.

Make eye contact, and ask for what you want, just like hitting on girls.

Today class, the fine Senator will lead us in exercises from the reading comprehension workbook that HE FUCKING WROTE!

/In all seriousness, thanks for the tips. But I couldn't not bust your chops.

Oh, I skipped that part. I deserve the busting, for sure. Good news though, Chadwick, you CAN wing a phone interview drunk.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:00 pm

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

BIG DICK McGEE Wrote:

Today I was asked to do a phone interview tomorrow for a job I applied to pretty much on a lark, but would totally love.

Now the idea of possibly getting a new job is hitting me and it's kind of weird. I've been here almost 7 years, pay is great and the people and schedule are amazing.

Plus, I've forgotten all job interviewing techniques and do's and don'ts.

This will be interesting.

Wing it. Just don't try to wing it drunk.

Make eye contact, and ask for what you want, just like hitting on girls.

Today class, the fine Senator will lead us in exercises from the reading comprehension workbook that HE FUCKING WROTE!

/In all seriousness, thanks for the tips. But I couldn't not bust your chops.

Well... to be fair, you could practice your game face while on the phone...

more observations:

- after the pop perfection thread, I've been listening to my selections... hate 'em or not, Scissor Sisters craft a damn good tune
- my manager is going to Abu Dhabi for two weeks starting this weekend... party in my office, byob
- seriously wondering if I'm gonna be physically ready for the metric century I'm signed up for on Sunday... who am I kidding? I'll kick ass regardless.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:02 pm

inre: Scissor Sisters...I heard "Take Your Mama Out" at one of Montgomery's more fashionable, non-chain restaurants. I chuckled...someone asked if it was Elton John. I didn't want anyone to wonder about me, so I did not indicate that I knew it was Scissor Sisters

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:04 pm

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

1) Can you even tie a normal tie?

2) Good luck on learning yourself

3) You're not smart enough to tell the difference anyway, and if I have problems with it, just think about the other neanderthals standing with me

4) I was trying to figure out how to do so to class up your Derby Party, so keep it in your pants, Junior.

1. Yes.

2. Thanks, pal. Knew I could count on ya.

3. Only now I will study up so I can clown you incessantly if you have it wrong.

4. Any "class up" will be negated by an Alabama license plate in my driveway.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:05 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

4. Any "class up" will be negated by an Alabama license plate in my driveway.

This got a full-on guffaw.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Senator AmGARgicag LooGAR Wrote:

inre: Scissor Sisters...I heard "Take Your Mama Out" at one of Montgomery's more fashionable, non-chain restaurants. I chuckled...someone asked if it was Elton John. I didn't want anyone to wonder about me, so I did not indicate that I knew it was Scissor Sisters ;)

good call.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:06 pm

btw another observation... I'm glad some of my favorite peeps decided to post in this thread. I love you georgia boys.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

here is my random observation

the worst dressed people in the world are doctors

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:09 pm

d Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

4. Any "class up" will be negated by an Alabama license plate in my driveway.

This got a full-on guffaw.

Yeah, Touche. Of course, I could de-re-negate this if I got the janky 'Choose Life Plates." A little thing that makes me angrier than it should (one of many, but this one more than any) is FAUX CHILDREN'S WRITING. Fuck it makes me mad. Its not cute, it looks uneven, and fucking stupid.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

rparis74 Wrote:

the worst dressed people in the world are doctors

you've never seen an accountant?

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